Chew Quotes
Chew Quote of the day
Nothing complements a fast mind better than a slow tongue. And nothing aggravates a slow mind better than a fast tongue.
There was something vaguely sad about the rock. It was as old as it looked, standing weathered and lonely amidst the stretch of sand, and its thoughts were quiet as it listened to the waves.
Chocolate cured just about everything, but being a crocodile's chew-toy was on a whole other level.
Opening her mouth to take a bite seemed forward. Chewing? Obscene. Mutual mastication was out of the question.
One of these days I'm gonna beat him in the face with the butt of my service revolver until an eyeball pops out. These are the thoughts that keep me happy.
