Chick Quotes
Chick Quote of the day
I don't ever want to be doing the same sort of thing, I never want to be typecast, because I have way too much to give to be sort of, to always be the hot chick in the movie.
I have a head for business and a body for sin. Unfortunately, the sin appears to be gluttony.
Girls go out together to see a chick flick or something. I loathe, I hate, chick flicks.
Chick flick is not a term used to praise a movie. Nobody says 'it's a great chick flick.' It's a way of being derisive. I'm not clear why it's ok to do it.
Mary Matalin and James Carville have given me more hope when it comes to love and relationships than any romance book or chick flick ever.
I wasn't the good looking guy, I wasn't the hot chick, I wasn't the fat guy, I didn't have a catchphrase, I didn't wear a silly hat. I was just trying to improve as a comedian.
If you have just one person believe in you, you'll always find your way
They say that guys who like chick flicks tend to do a little better with the ladies. Well, I INVENTED the chick flick, so you can pretty much guess where that leaves me.
I don't think I've ever played a 'hot chick' before. I always play the quirky friend or the really angry girl.
America is a hot chick with a bad personality. Take her seriously and you'll end up hating yourself.
Personally, I consider 'Titanic' the most brilliant example of successful counterprogramming; the film actually countered itself by embedding an epic chick flick within a classic disaster movie.
I laugh, and it sounds like I've been sucking helium.
Horses ... horses made me happy, complete. Then and there in the middle of some state, in a wild state of being, I vowed I would own a horse again.
In my opinion, kissing a lady's hand is a fine tradition. After all, a man must start somewhere.
I began to think I quite liked her really. It's always so nice to meet someone more badly behaved than oneself.
Frankie Perino and I were lucky that day. Lucky to be alive-that's what everyone said.
I fear that someday you will abandon the joys we share and find another not worthy of your charms.
Breaking up is hard to do. But, bustin him in the head ain't that easy, either.
Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a hell of a lot more effective in court. So your set, McMullen
When in doubt, shoot 1st and ask questions later, but avoid the head, "because they'rea lot more likely to answer if they're not dead.
Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain't there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past century or so.
You're gonna sit down. You're gonna shut up. And by the grace of God Almighty, I ain't gonna kill you.
In the movie business, the ones we call Lucky are usually those idiots who are just too damn stubborn to take no for an answer. Come to think of it, the movie business is kind of like life.
Some men are warriors and some men are weenies. The trick is figuring out which is which.
Maybe life does suck, Pork Chop, but it beats the hell out of the alternative.
Just when you think you have life by the tail, it's likely to whip around and take a hunk outta your balls.
There is no greater hell than realizing you're in love with the guy you hate.
You lose a couple of pounds and get a guy good and drunk, you could have a hell of a good time even if you are not smart.
Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt.
