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Chickens Quotes: "I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives."

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.



Chickens Quotes: "If people knew how KFC treats its chickens, they'd never eat another drumstick."

If people knew how KFC treats its chickens, they'd never eat another drumstick.




Chickens Quotes: "If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese."

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.



Chickens Quotes: "A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well."

A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.




Chickens Quotes: "I love long walks on the beach, big dicks, and fried chicken."

I love long walks on the beach, big dicks, and fried chicken.



Chickens Quotes: "If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?"

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?



Chickens Quotes: "If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works."

If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.




Chickens Quotes: "The Red Wheelbarrow" by William Carlos Williams. So much depends upom a red wheel barrow glazed with rain water beside the white chickens."

The Red Wheelbarrow" by William Carlos Williams. So much depends upom a red wheel barrow glazed with rain water beside the white chickens.



Chickens Quotes: "Kentucky Fried Chicken.. KFC... Keep Fooling Customers."

Kentucky Fried Chicken.. KFC... Keep Fooling Customers.



Chickens Quotes: "Do not count your chickens before they are hatched."

Do not count your chickens before they are hatched.



Chickens Quotes: "It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken."

It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.



Chickens Quotes: "Creativity is like chasing chickens."

Creativity is like chasing chickens.




Chickens Quotes: "Winter blues are cured every time with a potato gratin paired with a roast chicken."

Winter blues are cured every time with a potato gratin paired with a roast chicken.



Chickens Quotes: "Before I got in this business I was in the chicken business."

Before I got in this business I was in the chicken business.



Chickens Quotes: "A worker voting for Mitt Romney is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders."

A worker voting for Mitt Romney is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders.



Chickens Quotes: "Roads are no place for naive chickens dreaming of nirvana."

Roads are no place for naive chickens dreaming of nirvana.



Chickens Quotes: "Six million Jews died in concentration camps, but six billion broiler chickens will die this year in slaughter houses."

Six million Jews died in concentration camps, but six billion broiler chickens will die this year in slaughter houses.



Chickens Quotes: "so much depends upon a red wheel barrow glazed with rain water beside the white chickens."

so much depends upon a red wheel barrow glazed with rain water beside the white chickens.



Chickens Quotes: "We have had two chickens in every pot, two cars in every garage, and now we have two headaches for every aspirin."

We have had two chickens in every pot, two cars in every garage, and now we have two headaches for every aspirin.



Chickens Quotes: "How, unless you drink as I do, could you hope to understand the beauty of an old Indian woman playing dominoes with a chicken?"

How, unless you drink as I do, could you hope to understand the beauty of an old Indian woman playing dominoes with a chicken?



Chickens Quotes: "I make faces for cash and chicken."

I make faces for cash and chicken.



Chickens Quotes: "We must at last put a stop to having people move into their quarters like chickens and rabbits into their coops."

We must at last put a stop to having people move into their quarters like chickens and rabbits into their coops.



Chickens Quotes: "You need a plan for everything, whether it's building a cathedral or a chicken coop. Without a plan, you'll postpone living until you're dead."

You need a plan for everything, whether it's building a cathedral or a chicken coop. Without a plan, you'll postpone living until you're dead.



Chickens Quotes: "Anybody depending on somebody else's gods is depending on a fox not to eat chickens."

Anybody depending on somebody else's gods is depending on a fox not to eat chickens.



Chickens Quotes: "The chicken did not cross the road. The road passed beneath the chicken."

The chicken did not cross the road. The road passed beneath the chicken.



Chickens Quotes: "Roasted chicken, boiled chicken, smoked chicken, fried chicken, I love them all!"

Roasted chicken, boiled chicken, smoked chicken, fried chicken, I love them all!



Chickens Quotes: "Don't count your chickens before they egg."

Don't count your chickens before they egg.



Chickens Quotes: "One time I tried to marry a chicken."

One time I tried to marry a chicken.



Chickens Quotes: "I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget"

I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget



Chickens Quotes: "Come, my pretender, my fritter, my bubbler, my chicken biddy! Oh succulent one, it is but one turn in the road and I would be a cannibal!"

Come, my pretender, my fritter, my bubbler, my chicken biddy! Oh succulent one, it is but one turn in the road and I would be a cannibal!



Chickens Quotes: "What came first the chicken or the dickhead?"

What came first the chicken or the dickhead?



Chickens Quotes: "I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much more can they get out of you on an elevator?"

I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much more can they get out of you on an elevator?



Chickens Quotes: "Just because a chicken was born in the oven doesn't make it a biscuit."

Just because a chicken was born in the oven doesn't make it a biscuit.



Chickens Quotes: "I eat more chicken any man ever seen."

I eat more chicken any man ever seen.



Chickens Quotes: "I wouldn't eat a chicken if it dropped dead in front of me holding up a sign that said, Eat Me."

I wouldn't eat a chicken if it dropped dead in front of me holding up a sign that said, Eat Me.



Chickens Quotes: "The food in Europe is pretty disappointing. I like fried chicken. But other than that Europe is great."

The food in Europe is pretty disappointing. I like fried chicken. But other than that Europe is great.



Chickens Quotes: "I'm sure you agree that animals should not be abused - whether they're cats or dogs or chickens - and that stopping this abuse should be your number one priority."

I'm sure you agree that animals should not be abused - whether they're cats or dogs or chickens - and that stopping this abuse should be your number one priority.



Chickens Quotes: "If I associate with chickens, I will learn to scratch at the ground and squabble over crumbs. If I associate with eagles, I will learn to soar to great heights."

If I associate with chickens, I will learn to scratch at the ground and squabble over crumbs. If I associate with eagles, I will learn to soar to great heights.



Chickens Quotes: "Every unwanted animal ends up on my farm: alpacas and horses and dogs and cats and chickens and ducks and parrots and fish and guinea pigs."

Every unwanted animal ends up on my farm: alpacas and horses and dogs and cats and chickens and ducks and parrots and fish and guinea pigs.



Chickens Quotes: "If I hadn't started painting, I would have raised chickens."

If I hadn't started painting, I would have raised chickens.



Chickens Quotes: "Sipping once, sipping twice, sipping chicken soup with rice."

Sipping once, sipping twice, sipping chicken soup with rice.



Chickens Quotes: "Tether even a roasted chicken."

Tether even a roasted chicken.



Chickens Quotes: "I love the smell of fried chicken."

I love the smell of fried chicken.



Chickens Quotes: "The chicken had his wish, and was magically transformed into a fox. Then he found that he could not digest grain."

The chicken had his wish, and was magically transformed into a fox. Then he found that he could not digest grain.



Chickens Quotes: "In a suitable temperature, an egg becomes a chicken, and there are no chickens born of stones."

In a suitable temperature, an egg becomes a chicken, and there are no chickens born of stones.



Chickens Quotes: "Practice is practice, chicken is chicken."

Practice is practice, chicken is chicken.



Chickens Quotes: "Movies. Drinks. Headless chickens. You know, girl stuff."

Movies. Drinks. Headless chickens. You know, girl stuff.



Chickens Quotes: "My life is very monotonous," the fox said. "I hunt chickens; men hunt me. All the chickens are just alike, and all the men are just alike. And, in consequence, I am a little bored."

My life is very monotonous," the fox said. "I hunt chickens; men hunt me. All the chickens are just alike, and all the men are just alike. And, in consequence, I am a little bored.



Chickens Quotes: "I have never seen homosexual chicken, or turkey."

I have never seen homosexual chicken, or turkey.