Chickens Quotes

While cats can be infuriating, little old women in fur coats, they make me laugh. Of course, dogs, horses and my highly social chickens are dear to me, too.

After a year of doing general farm work, it was quite clear to me that chickens and I were not compatible.

If you had chicken at lunch and chicken at dinner, do you ever wonder if the two chickens knew each other?

Tilapia have often been represented as the aquatic chicken, and it's perfectly justified.

Our chicken maniac, tell us how we can eat it deliciously?” “There's no time for that.

If you count your chickens before theyve hatched, they wont lay an egg.

With humans it's abortion, but with chickens it's an omelet.

He fell like a chicken into the soup.

the chicken's still dancing the chicken won't stop

Sins, like chickens, come home to roost.

I have a painting where somebody's holding a chicken, and underneath the chicken is somebody's head.

Studying cows, pigs and chickens can help an actor develop his character. There are a lot of things I learned from animals. One was that they couldn't hiss or boo me.

Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?

Technically speaking, you drive like a rabid chicken who has hijacked a tractor.

I always want to defeat supervillains - it's just the chicken-and-broccoli diet that I'm not into.

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world.

Asking Wall Street to provide financial education is the same as asking a fox to raise your chickens.

The plan of "counting the chickens before they are hatched" is an error of ancient date, but it does not seem to improve by age.

I have a lot of fruit trees and my own little vegetable garden and chickens. And every time I eat, I bless my food; I say I'm grateful for for it and let it nourish every part of my body.

Visits to 'the country' were very important to me growing up, especially working on the farm, experiencing all the wonders of cats and chickens and pigs and calves and outhouses!

You can't put feathers on a dog and call it a chicken!

The stuff we have done overseas is now brought right back into our own front yard! America's chickens are coming home to roost!

My first business deal was with my mother. I invested in chickens. I sold the eggs to my mother.

Ive had business sense since I was very young. I sold chicken eggs when I was six.

Erotica is using a feather; pornograpy is using the whole chicken.

call it chicken salad

One thing is certain. At some point global investors will lose confidence in our (U.S.) easy dollars and debt-financed prosperity, and then the chickens will come home to roost.

The chickens are coming home to roost, and you happen to have just moved into the chicken house.

The chicken that we eat is chock-full of feminine hormones. So, when men eat these chickens, they deviate from themselves as men.

If you can differentiate a dead chicken, you can differentiate anything.

The hard part about playing 'chicken' is knowing when to flinch.

I don't feel I have the right to snuff the lives of chicken and fish.

I only eat fish - no chicken, no turkey, just fish. I get all my protein from fish and egg whites.

Pride's chickens have bonny feathers, but they are an expensive brood to rear. They eat up everything, and are always lean when brought to market.

Don't put eggs under dead chickens.

You don't know what the pattern of flour and chicken is going to be, but you know you're going to get some good fried chicken.

I'm a sucker for fried chicken - I really love it.

Boning is a pain, but it makes such a majestic chicken.

Saying that financial literacy means diversification is just another example of the fox teaching the chickens.

There are a lot of things I cannot do, such as eat books and read chicken.

You might heckle me now - but when I get home, I've got a chicken in the oven.

The Republican Party is a friend of Social Security the way Colonel Sanders was a friend of chickens.

I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.

Sanders was a friend of chickens.

Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.

I have a farm and I love it there. There's really nothing to do, but even watching the chickens, its fun.

I live with an 18-month-old Jack Russell named Chicken. He moved in about 15 months ago, and it was very hard at first because I work a lot and he doesn't.

I eat a lot of chicken with salad or salmon with salad.

My favorite dish is tandoori chicken.

On my days off I pick up our chicken's eggs. My wife and I have five chickens called The Spice Girls. Five lovely chicks. And no, we won't be eating any of them for Christmas dinner.