Chickens Quotes

I've always said fashion is like roast chicken: You don't have to think about it to know it's delicious.

I'm known as a recruiter. Well you've got to have chicken to make chicken salad.

If we start counting our chickens before they hatch, they won't lay any eggs in the basket

My days are jam-packed with carpools, classroom assistance, tending to chickens, dogs and seven acres of olive trees!

I'm a non-confrontational person. If I order salmon and I get chicken, I'm going to eat the chicken.

My mother turned into a professional widow. She couldnt understand why I wanted to be an engineer; she thought I should be a chicken farmer.

Now I know which came first - the chicken not the egg.

Chickens are a symbol of chaos. Wherever you stick a chicken, unless it's a chicken farm, it's just chaos.

I have several dogs and several cats who aren't really mine. In fact, they think that I am theirs. I'd like to have some goats and chickens, but I travel around too much.

It's sheer torture. I have to be up with the chickens every day and go to work on my body. I hate it, but I do it.

The chicken is the country's, but the city eats it.

The SEC now is 3500 chickens, and we need to get some foxes in there.

The last 10 years I have had to bulk up for roles and I'm naturally skinny, so I have eaten and killed so many chickens! I wouldn't even want to count. I need to balance that out.

If you can't be a hero, you can at least be funny while being a chicken.

You ever taste some damn chicken so horrible, that you wished the chicken would show up at your house and show your lady how to cook him?

The chickens have come home to roast.

I'm not counting any chickens.

Either people walk round dressed as chickens or they listen to Beethoven.

On my days off I pick up our chicken's eggs. My wife and I have five chickens called The Spice Girls. Five lovely chicks. And no, we won't be eating any of them for Christmas dinner.

And we meet, with champagne and a chicken, at last.

Many count their chickens before they are hatched; and where they expect bacon, meet with broken bones.

I just love chickens.

It's become normal for me to walk on set as Popeye, Frankenstein or an Elf or even a chicken.

Right from the start my parents had left me to fend for myself. Apparently unaware that I was a kid, they invariably treated me like an adult, perhaps because they themselves were no spring chickens.

The networks are not some chicken-coop manufacturing lobby whose calls nobody returns.

We got famous off singing about a chicken.

I don't know what organically grown chickens are; I've never seen one.

Even when I get the fried-chicken special of the day, I have to dig into it like it's filet mignon.

Who knows but we may count among our intellectual chickens Like them an Earl of Thackeray and p'raps a Duke of Dickens

If you love an addle egg as well as you love an idle head, you would eat chickens i' th' shell.

Chickens are interesting individuals who have as much right not to be cooked and eaten as a dog or a cat or even a human being.

It is beter to live 50 years as a tiger rather than live 100 years as a chicken

I can't eat chicken and look at strippers at the same time.

Every studio needs a rubber chicken.

When a man gets power, even his chickens and dogs rise to heaven.

I'm a bit of a chicken when it comes to seeing potentially horrifying things on the Internet.

I always have really fresh, hormone-free, additive-free chicken, healthy veggies, and brown rice in the fridge to grab because I'm always on the go.

I eat the same foods almost every day. I have my favorites like Filipino beef broth, chicken soup with lots and lots of rice.

In my experience, previously counted chickens never do hatch.

Chickens are cheerless birds, I advise you to keep geese which can be taught to follow like dogs, one needs all the companionship one can get in these days.

Atlantic puffins starve to death so that Danish chickens can feast on their fish.

Do not refuse a wing to the persons who gave you the whole chicken.

Anyone can make a good roast chicken.

There were no formerly heroic times, and there was no formerly pure generation. There is no one here but us chickens, and so it has always been.

I would expect an extremely high percentage of the chickens would test positive. Our poultry industry clients wouldn't like that.

Garlicky chicken is the best breakfast in the world.

I've never counted my chickens before they've hatched.

Elizabeth Hardwick told me once that all her first drafts sounded as if a chicken had written them. So do mine for the most part.

I'm not too into fast food, but you know if I was, it would be chicken.

I count absolutely no chickens before they're hatched. In fact, I assume they're all dead in their shells, inside their eggs.