Chickens Quotes

It was a choice of making it or still eating chicken onstage.

Writing doesn't require drive. It's like saying a chicken has to have drive to lay an egg.

Why did I keep hitching myself to dreams as big as that Montana sky? I was like Rooster Jim's chickens, with no way to fly that high.

When counting, try not to mix chickens with blessings.

Them chickens is ash and I'm lotion.

I have a long history of being told I have no rhythm, and of people saying 'I've heard chickens sing better than that'.

Used to move so much, every time the chickens saw the team put in the wagon, they'd lie down on their backs and hold their legs up to be tied!

You can't get a suit of armour and a rubber chicken just like that. You have to plan ahead.

Even the fried chicken is great cold.

Sometimes people count their chickens before they hatch.

Let people hide in their homes, caged like chickens. Cowards deserve no better.

My Chicken can do a special trick! "And what is that?" She can lay an egg! "And what's so special about THAT?!" Well, Can YOU lay an egg?

Chicken Little change my life when I was younger. I had no idea chickens could talk *laughs*.

Re-colonizing it and sort of reverse-colonizing it to the point that today the national dish of Great Britain is Chicken Tikka Masala.

[Heihei] is stupidest chicken on planet Earth and mascot.

It's amazing how much actual chicken sounds lend themselves to stupidity.

There are people out there with three jobs and small children. Being an actor is a walk in the park compared to working as a cleaner overnight. I'm lucky I'm not plucking chickens.

Don't cook that chicken - it still has feathers.

I always tried to learn Greek, but all I got out of it was, "poulaki mou." ["My little chicken."]

When it comes to betting on yourself... you're a chicken-livered coward if you hesitate.

IF you torture a single chicken and are caught, you're likely to be arrested. If you scald thousands of chickens alive, you're an industrialist who will be lauded for your acumen.

The sun's not yellow, its chicken!

Don't count your eggs until the chicken's laid them.

Each day I also try to draw. It's a similar expulsion of buildup: Milking the cows every morning. Checking the chickens' eggs. Why should that be limited to a certain medium?

Chickens, cows, and pigs in factory farms spend their whole lives in filthy, cramped conditions, only to die a prolonged and painful death.

I don't eat chicken abortions!

I am an excellent eviscerator of chickens… a helpful skill in Congress.

Fried chicken is my husband's favorite food.

Never count your chickens before you can stick a fork into them.

[My favorite dish to cook] is fried chicken, and by the way I'm good at it, too. I make really good fried chicken.

Chickens have an uncanny sense of direction.

The most malicious god is the god of the counted chicken.

Curse away! And let me tell thee, Beausant, a wise proverb The Arabs have,-"Curses are like young chickens, And still come home to roost."

I think that if you can roast a chicken, you can get whatever you want out of a woman.

We can't have these great corporations crowding competition off the sidewalks. It's like an elephant saying, "Everyone for himself," as he dances among the chickens.

Who doesn’t want an exploding wicker chicken?

A relative of mine ... spends his time producing improved breeds of sheep and pigs and chickens. So patronising and irritating to teh Almighty, I should think.

Though the hen should sit all day, she could lay only one egg, and, besides, would not have picked up materials for another.

If you eat a chicken wing or a chicken tender in some parts of the country, I probably supplied it.

One thing about whoring: It put a chicken on the table.

We were just country people. All my grandfathers had farms. They had chickens, cattle and tried to get by farming, for the most part.

When you elect chicken hawks, chicken hawks take you to war.

Is this chicken or is this fish?

'Taxi Driver' was the best thing that ever happened to me, and I didn't become a weirdo and squawk like a chicken.

I said I kicked a French chicken in the stomach once." "Huh?" "It said, 'Oeuf.'" "What is that?" "It's a joke. Do you want to hear another, or have you already had un oeuf?

Chickens can do many things, but they cannot make sophisticated deals with humans.

He was transfixed at the sight of the lords and ladies of his realm running about like demented chickens.

She 's no chicken; she 's on the wrong side of thirty, if she be a day.

One legged chickens, I know, are the least apt to scratch a garden.

What's the inside of a shark smell like? I always thought it would smell like chicken.