Chicks Quotes

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.

As hipster chicks age, and their skin starts to sag, tramp stamps sink below waistbands, like the sun slipping into the sea.

I love seeing strong-willed women inspire little girls. I hope someday some new artist will say 'I was inspired by the Dixie Chicks.

You were at school and you were pimply and no one wanted to know you. You get into a group and you've got thousands of chicks there.

I loathe, I hate, chick flicks.

At my concerts most of the chicks are looking for liberation, they think I'm gonna show 'em how to do it.

On my days off I pick up our chicken's eggs. My wife and I have five chickens called The Spice Girls. Five lovely chicks. And no, we won't be eating any of them for Christmas dinner.

I'm too tall to be a girl. I'm between a chick and a broad.

Gah, some chicks should be shot. Put out of everyone else's reproduction pool.

Nature's what it's all about, but our people have been brainwashed into thinking that life is a cell phone against your head and the TV on a beer commercial with hot chicks.

I only do private room karaoke where its just me and one of my closest girlfriends. My mom always said I could really belt songs out, and the Dixie Chicks feed that encouragement.

Life is short so go on and live it cause the chicks dig it.

I'd say mostly I paint hot chicks.

I make chicks consider themselves widows whose husbands ain't even died yet.

Definitely before hanging out with a chick, I make sure everything is to my liking.

Sometimes you're afraid to fall in love with a chick, but she sucks you in anyway.

I never thought I would be one of those wacky chicks who say, 'I loved my labor,' but I loved every part of it. It was the best day of my life.

Did-a-chick? Dum-a-chum? Dad-a-cham? Ded-a-chek?

Biker chicks want the bad boy.

They're not chicks. They're ducks.

It has been said that I make chick flicks. This is not a compliment.

Chicks cannot hold their smoke, dat's what it is.

Having chicks around is the kind of thing that breaks up the intense training. It gives you relief, and then afterward you go back to the serious stuff.

I don't flaunt my money. I like to stay at nice hotels but I'm not a flashy chick. I haven't got much jewellery or anything.

I'd love to play a full-out rocking chick.

Men often think it's the bad boys who get the hot chicks. But I'm living proof that the good guys win.

"It's nothing," returned Mrs Chick. "It's merely change of weather. We must expect change."

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it and that's all I care about now!

I'm not a chick-flick enthusiast.

Hillary Clinton has finished writing her book where she says her marriage couldn't be stronger, and Bill just finished his book titled 'Chicks I Nailed While Hillary was Writing Her Book.'

The Lord has never spoken to me, but I feel Chick-fil-A has been His gift.

Chick Corea was a great influence on me, musically, as I was growing up.

Chicks can make you flip more than any drug would.

I'm a chick for sure.

Hollywood panders to the 18-to-34 crowd. That demographic doesn't care about race and the package it comes in. They care about the hottest chick. They just like hot chicks.

He said, 'Yeah, but will I get chicks? In truckloads?

If I see a cool chick in the street, I'll watch her going by, won't I?

We came here to pick up chicks, not talk about dicks.

I understand why a lot of women want to dress hipster. But I grew up sneaking my mom's Victoria's Secrets...so I could look at the hot chicks!

I wanted to perform, I wanted to write songs, and I wanted to get lots of chicks.

But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.

I just can't believe that anyone would start a band just to make the scene and be cool and have chicks. I just can't believe it.

It's one thing to be this 'tough chick,' but you also have to be likeable.

Three hot chicks for three hot chicks." "THEY'RE NOT CHICKS! THEY'RE DUCKS!

Listen to you sounding all badass. I bet you're just listening to a CD called 'The Sounds of Crime' while you cruise for chicks outside the Old Navy in your Camaro.

Do I mind being called a chick-lit writer? Well, it's not the worst thing that could happen.

The hedges are spruting like chicks from the eggs when they are newly hatched or as the vulgar says clacked.

If you really dig a chick, you should talk to her, not steal her picture.

Yeah, I don't mess with chicks younger. They got to be almost thirty.

I'm still in the Dixie Chicks; we haven't broken up... I love the Dixie Chicks; it's the most fun I've ever had in my life. It was like winning the lottery.