Chocolate Quotes

I can eat everything; chocolate, hamburgers, pizza, go to McDonalds, Burger King, KFC. It's all in my body.

Eating chocolates or popping pills won't reduce depression.Instead, one must read Gita. This will help relieve the stress and depression in life. It will help in dealing with challenges of life.

Ads are baked into content like chocolate chips into a cookie. Except, it’s actually more like raisins into a cookie - because nobody f-‍-‍-ing wants them there.

Chocolate is the divine drink which builds up resistance and fights fatigue. A cup of this precious drink permits a man to walk for a whole day without food.

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare...neither knew chocolate.

Everywhere in the world there are tensions - economic, political, religious. So we need chocolate.

Love is overrated. Biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

I like pastels and lighter shades on darker skins. I feel like it lifts everything and accentuates being chocolate.

I like chocolate because it's chocolatey!

I would put books on par with chocolate, because a good book is delicious.

My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches.

As a rule, I do not approve of messing around with coffee. No sugar, no milk, no chocolate, hazelnuts, cinnamon, no nothing.... Just drink it black, the way God does

Hey baby. You're sexy like a chocolate strawberry.

Coffee and chocolate-the inventor of mocha should be sainted.

The first bowl of chocolate pudding was too hot, but Goldilocks ate it all anyway because, hey, it's chocolate pudding, right?

I'm helping launch the new Milky Way Chocolate Ice Cream Bar. I play an astrophysicist on television, and the name of the bar is Milky Way, so put two and two together, and here I am.

Happiness is life served up with a scoop of acceptance, a topping of tolerance and sprinkles of hope, although chocolate sprinkles also work.

Writing or making anything-a poem, a bird feeder, a chocolate cake-has self-respect in it. You're working. You're trying. You're not lying down on the ground, having given up.

I am not strict vegan, because I'm a hedonist pig. If I see a big chocolate cake that is made with eggs, I'll have it.

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

The only real difference between me and chocolate pudding is that I am not a black man.

When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.

I like all sorts of chocolate. Milk chocolate, dark chocolate, anything.

I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter.

If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.

French fries. I love them. Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fries. That and caviar.

I've got a really sweet tooth and sometimes I just have to have some chocolate.

I still don't believe this craziness for being skinny, but I eat sensibly and I don't stuff down chocolate biscuits.

I was going to sip on a diet soda, but a little voice convinced me I needed the extra calcium from a cup of hot chocolate.

It takes a real man to make a true confession-a Chocolate Soldier will excuse or cloak his sin.

Every day, without fail, I eat some dark chocolate.

I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!

I love chocolate. Black chocolate with marshmallow inside, caramel inside. If I could only have two foods, I'd take some fantastic chocolate. And some terrible chocolate. I love the Clark Bar.

Animals shouldn't eat gumdrops! They shouldn't drink tea or chocolate milk, either.

I eat like a horse - my mother still brings me Cadbury's chocolate from Britain; I do have a very healthy appetite - but I work out.

Life is not like a box of chocolates unless there's a few turds in the box.

The Kit Kat candy bar has the name Kit Kat imprinted into the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate! That's a clever chocolate-saving technique.

The superiority of chocolate (hot chocolate), both for health and nourishment, will soon give it the same preference over tea and coffee in America which it has in Spain.

All this talkin' about eatin' is makin' me awful hungry. I'll have two chili burgers with an order of fries, onion rings and a chocolate milk shake. And a Strawberry Ice Cream Sundae-with pickles.

Cigarettes and chocolate milk These are just a couple of my cravings Everything it seems I like's a little bit stronger A little bit thicker A little bit harmful for me.

There are four basic food groups: plain chocolate, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, and white chocolate.

Chocolate fends off all kinds of nasty stuff. And if you get hungry while warding off evil, you have a snack. It's multipurpose equipment.

My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.

I will never get tired of making chocolate chip cookies. Never.

Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time.

I like crazy, childlike, candy bar-filled cakes with gooey caramel, chocolate-covered nuts, marshmallows, and the like.

I love dark chocolate - I could eat it 'til I puke.