Christmas Present Quotes
Christmas Present Quote of the day
My girlfriend is Jewish. But it's easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces.
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
The war in Iraq - if Osama was a Christian - it's the Christmas present he never would have expected.
You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.
Come in, -- come in! and know me better, man! I am the Ghost of Christmas Present. Look upon me! You have never seen the like of me before!
My nearest and dearest have always been very careful. I've never had to send Christmas present back yet.
I am the worst at keeping secrets. I am the kind of person that the second I buy someone a Christmas present, I tell them what I bought them. I don't wait until Christmas. I'm not good at it.
(on being born on Christmas Day, 1924) I was a Christmas present that was delivered unwrapped.
Every time I get a script in my inbox, it's like a little Christmas present. It's so exciting to see what they've cooked up.
Best thing that's ever happened to me. I focus so much less on me. It's made me content, it's made me happy. It's like a Christmas present every single day that I get to unwrap. It's hard work.