Christmas Quotes

The real Santa Claus is at the mall.

For the Christ-child who comes is the Master of all; No palace too great, no cottage too small.

But like of each thing that in season grows.

This Christmas and every Christmas will be richer by sharing and enjoying gifts that cannot be held but only felt.

What's in that pipe that he's smoking?

Christmas moves us to think of others rather than of ourselves & directs our thoughts to giving.

So that's the challenge for me and that has always been the challenge - finding that melody, that riff, that thing that just lights me up and makes me feel like it's Christmas.

I love Christmas. A time to slow down and enjoy life and be with my family and friends. In busy years, it keeps me sane. In bad years, it makes me feel whole again.

A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.

Do you want to feel insecure? Count the number of Christmas cards you sent out, and then count those you received.

The war in Iraq - if Osama was a Christian - it's the Christmas present he never would have expected.

The sun doth shake Light from his locks, and, all the way Breathing perfumes, doth spice the day.

For Christmas the just came out with a battery-operated battery. But the batteries aren't included.

I bought my son an indestructible toy. Yesterday he left it in the driveway. It broke my car.

Selfishness makes Christmas a burden; Love makes it a delight. The joy of brightening a child's heart creates the magic of Christmas.

You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.

The story had held us, round the fire, sufficiently breathless, but except the obvious remark that it was gruesome, as, on Christmas Eve in an old house, a strange tale should essentially be . . .

... the student skit at Christmas contained a plaintive line: "Give us Master's exams that our faculty can pass, or give us a faculty that can pass our Master's exams."

I bought a Christmas tree for twenty dollars. When I came home the next day, my wife was wearing it in her hair.

Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That's for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.

Christmas is the Disneyfication of Christianity.

But the Promise showed their wildest dreams had simply not been wild enough.

True love is a reflection of the Savior's love. In December of each year we call it the Christmas Spirit.

God walked down the stairs of heaven with a Baby in His arms.

It is not the gift, but the thought that counts.

If we think of our heart, rather than our purse, as the reservoir of our giving, we shall find it full all the time!

I am not a Jew for Jesus but I am definitely a Jew for Christmas. Christmas is one of the best things you Christians have given us, along with mac and cheese, Bono, croquet and politeness.

I can understand people simply fleeing the mountainous effort Christmas has become... but there are always a few saving graces and finally they make up for all the bother and distress.

Opened Christmas cards hum to me the hymn of love and teach me the sacrament of correspondence.

Christmas is fun anyway. It's a myth organized over the years and gained different mythological qualities as the years go by.

Congress may be going home for the holidays soon. How can you beat a Christmas gift like that?

Let the children have their night of fun and laughter, let the gifts of Father Christmas delight their play. Let us grown-ups share to the full in their unstinted pleasures.

Three words for those who want to put the Christ back in Christmas: Jingle Bell Rock.

Isn't it funny that at Christmas something in you gets so lonely for - I don't know what exactly, but it's something that you don't mind so much not having at other times.

You fellows ever thought of hiring out as a Christmas lights crew? You’d make a fortune.

Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.

This flick is all I have to say about being 17, the United States Navy, Christmas and the Fourth of July.

There should be a stated day for commemorating the birthday of our Savior, because there is danger that what may be done on any day, will be neglected.

That quest for something pretty. A cheat. A cliche. Flowers and Christmas lights, it's what we're programmed to love.

Christ comes among us at Christmas: it is the perfect time for a personal encounter with the Lord.

I celebrate three holidays: Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Telluride.

I celebrate the spirit of Christmas. It's the winter solstice celebration, rebirth and new possibilities.

The real spirit of Christmas lies in the life and mission of the Master.

The worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that Christmas; a bottle of wine. It was delicious.

Christmas is a bridge. We need bridges as the river of time flows past.

No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday.

There are some people who want to throw their arms round you simply because it is Christmas; there are other people who want to strangle you simply because it is Christmas.

I have often thought, says Sir Roger, it happens very well that Christmas should fall out in the middle of Winter.

The magical dust of Christmas glittered on the cheeks of humanity ever so briefly, reminding us of what is worth having and what we were intended to be.

I forget the derivation of Boxing Day, but the feeling of wanting to invite your loved ones outside one at a time and punch them in the face, does that come into it somewhere?