Christmas Quotes

I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do!

I prefer the retro chic of spending Christmas just like Joseph and Mary did - Traveling arduously back to the place of your birth to be counted, with no guarantee of a bed when you get there.

It is also absolutely correct that some British folk customs have descended directly from pagan rituals, such ... the giving of presents and decoration of homes with greenery at midwinter.

Marley was dead: to begin with.

This Christmas may we be consistent in living the Gospel, welcoming Jesus into the centre of our lives.

There is something about Christmas that requires a rug rat. Little kids make Christmas fun. I wonder if could rent one for the holidays.

My earliest memory is of the best Christmas gift ever, a toy train. I remember riding that thing all through our house.

Like Mary, may we nurture the light born within us at Christmas. May we carry it everywhere in our daily lives.

Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family.

George Brett could roll out of bed on Christmas morning and hit a line drive.

You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas.

The Christmas spirit that goes out with the dried-up Christmas tree is just as worthless.

The thing about Christmas is that it almost doesn't matter what mood you're in or what kind of a year you've had; it's a fresh start.

Christianity is not a religion, it is a relationship.

Born in a stable, Cradled in a manger, In the world His hands have made, Born a stranger.

The Christmas parties were orgies of drinking and singing and groping and pawing. Cartoon staffers invested their own money in preparatory liquor.

Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.

Jowa na kita? Thank you! Merry Christmas!

Christmas is best pondered, not with logic, but with imagination.

I never get over feeling bad about tearing open a beautifully wrapped present. It takes ten seconds to destroy a work of art that took someone ten minutes to accomplish.

You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives.

Not everyone who sells Christmas trees believes in Santa Claus.

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning.

Joy is the true gift of Christmas, and we can communicate this joy simply: with a smile, a kind gesture, a little help, forgiveness. And the joy we give will certainly come back to us.

The Word of God isn't for one particular season. It's for every season. But in its specific application, it's best read from Thanksgiving to Christmas.

Joy is the true gift of Christmas.

The title of that great Christmas song was 'Boogie Woogie Santa Claus,' and no one ever heard of it.

There's no experience quite like cutting your own live Christmas tree out of your neighbor's yard.

Christmas is not a season. It is a feeling.

I am determined to enjoy each day to the fullest. I don't want to wish away Christmas. I want to enjoy these last moments of Advent and look forward to Jesus's birth with anticipation.

In the suburbs it's hard to buy your Christmas gifts early in the year. You never know who your friends will be in December.

I hate, loathe, and despise Christmas. It's a time when single people have to take cover or get out of town.

But it's true, kingdoms and crowns, a God who came down to find you. It's true, angels on high sing through the night, Alleluia.

People are so nice to each other on holidays...especially at Christmas. Why don't people beat up each other at Christmas? Now that would be fun!

Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once in a while. This year my boss gave me the name of a new doctor.

I could stand on my head and flick the bean right there at the dinner table and my mom would be all, "Honey, Christmas is family time, we should be together" and make me finish in front of everyone.

I wanted to get the guy who works next to me in the office something he really wants, but how do you wrap up a saloon?

My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother.

Every day is Christmas Day to a dog.

It's my new single - please buy it so we can get Christmas gifts for the kids this year.

I never hear terrorists say 'Merry Christmas,' only 'Allahu Akbar'.

We need a Savior. Christmas is an indictment before it becomes a delight.

Focusing on the Lord and everlasting life can help us not only at Christmas, but through all the challenges of mortality.

What I want for Christmas is to be a Japanese pop star. [Laughs] Santa can't exactly put that under the tree, but I'm hoping that some magic will happen overseas.

I'm obsessed with five different things a day. It's like lightbulbs in a Christmas light chain.

I just bought a great gift for my boss - a leaky ant farm.

At the Christmas party, the secretary with the long red hair ate three pickles, and four salesmen panicked.

Tradition: sit with husband in a room lit only by tree lights and remember that our blessings outnumber the lights. Happy Christmas to all.

We three kings of Orient are. Bearing gifts we traverse afar. Field and fountain, moor and mountain. Following yonder star.

There is a public me and a private me, who, if they were separate people, probably wouldn't exchange Christmas cards.