Christmas Quotes

Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once in a while. This year my boss gave me the name of a new doctor.

People are so nice to each other on holidays...especially at Christmas. Why don't people beat up each other at Christmas? Now that would be fun!

But it's true, kingdoms and crowns, a God who came down to find you. It's true, angels on high sing through the night, Alleluia.

I hate, loathe, and despise Christmas. It's a time when single people have to take cover or get out of town.

In the suburbs it's hard to buy your Christmas gifts early in the year. You never know who your friends will be in December.

I am determined to enjoy each day to the fullest. I don't want to wish away Christmas. I want to enjoy these last moments of Advent and look forward to Jesus's birth with anticipation.

Christmas is not a season. It is a feeling.

There's no experience quite like cutting your own live Christmas tree out of your neighbor's yard.

The title of that great Christmas song was 'Boogie Woogie Santa Claus,' and no one ever heard of it.

Joy is the true gift of Christmas.

The Word of God isn't for one particular season. It's for every season. But in its specific application, it's best read from Thanksgiving to Christmas.

Joy is the true gift of Christmas, and we can communicate this joy simply: with a smile, a kind gesture, a little help, forgiveness. And the joy we give will certainly come back to us.

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning.

Not everyone who sells Christmas trees believes in Santa Claus.

You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives.

I never get over feeling bad about tearing open a beautifully wrapped present. It takes ten seconds to destroy a work of art that took someone ten minutes to accomplish.

Then came the healing time, hearts started to shine, soul felt so fine, oh what a freeing time it was.

I find it inspiring to actively choose which traditions to celebrate and also come up with new ideas for traditions of my own.

A real Christmas baby was not to be lightly named.

Christmas is a time for families.

Although it is pleasant to think about poison at any season, there is something special about Christmas, and I found myself grinning.

Everyone wants to feel loved, but when all you feel is alone it's tough to accomplish anything else.

The reality of loving God is loving him like he's a Superhero who actually saved you from stuff rather than a Santa Claus who merely gave you some stuff.

I deciced if I were ever to get into booze and women, my line would be, 'Excuse me, madam, but I would really love to bed and muss you. . . . Are you perchance free this evening?

No matter where she went, God was her family. He was her hope.

It struck him that how you spent Christmas was a message to the world about where you were in life, some indication of how deep a hole you had managed to burrow for yourself

God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time.

November is auspicious in so many parts of the country: the rice harvest is already in, the weather starts to cool, and the festive glow which precedes Christmas has began to brighten the landscape.

Ugster vinyl pumps, Partridge Family records, plastic daisy jewelry, old postcards. . . . It's a magpie Christmas market.

It has historically been a comfort for the bourgeois and that you can read the most extreme books and not change. You can read A Christmas Carol and not change in any way.

Pere Noel. Babbo Natale. Pelznickel. Topo Gigio

Let this Christmas Day remind us that Christ came to invite us to offer love to ALL humankind and to open the door of God's Kingdom to Every soul.

Handsome, fictional men were so much easier to stomach than real life ones who smelled of Christmas and looked like a Calvin Klein model

Normally I wouldn't spoil anything because I love surprises - I don't even shake my presents at Christmas.

As fits the holy Christmas birth, Be this, good friends, our carol still Be peace on earth, be peace on earth, To men of gentle will.

I grew up on a Christmas tree farm with all this space to run around, and the [freedom] to be a crazy kid with tangled hair.

We shall have a harder Christmas than we have known since the war.

Bruce was a genius, conveniently born on Christmas Eve with, according to my mother, Messiah potential.

Honestly, a lot of liberals are foot soldiers in the war on Christmas.

As the Christmas season envelops us with all its glory, may we, as did the Wise Men, seek a bright, particular star to guide us in our celebration of the Savior’s birth.

Mayor: How horrible our Christmas will be! Jack Skellington: *No.* [the Mayor switches to his upset face] Jack Skellington: How *jolly*! Mayor: Oh. How *jolly* our Christmas will be.

Christmas means Jesus came down and got involved in suffering. He hears your cries.

Christmas is an invitation by God to say: Look what I've done to come near to you. Now draw near to me...I want to be a friend.

Times change; years speed by; but Christmas continues sacred.

Our relationship felt like a Christmas gift that you hadn't asked for and weren't expecting to receive, but the minute you saw it, you knew it was perfect for you.

Christmas can be transformed into a celebration more attuned to honoring the One whose birthday we celebrate.

Conservatives understand Halloween, liberals only understand Christmas. If you want to control a population, don't give it social services, give it a scary adversary.

Well, they'll bark you down like carneys, sell you Christmas cards in June.

Christmas seems to start earlier and earlier every year. Like, this time, it's on December 25th.

Christmas is not only where you find it; it's what you make of it.