Christmas Quotes

There is no better time than now, this very Christmas season, for all of us to rededicate ourselves to the principles taught by Jesus the Christ.

Pray, dear madam, another glass; it is Christmas time, it will do you no harm.

Actually, my ideal life would be to have an evergreen tree farm and, every December, I'd load them up and just stand out on the street and sell Christmas trees.

Chum was a British boy's weekly which, at the end of the year was bound into a single huge book; and the following Christmas parents bought it as Christmas presents for male children.

Christmas When Music Almost Killed the World

Speaking from my own religious tradition in this Christmas season, 2,000 years ago a homeless woman gave birth to a homeless child in a manger because the inn was full.

People tend to stay at home and eat a home-cooked meal. There are three days that are really slow for restaurants - Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter.

Starting to drink now in preparation for New Years. No more last minute stuff like Christmas.

I think this [Feels like Christmas] is one of the greatest, most unsung albums ever. It's Cyndi Lauper, and it's called Hat Full Of Stars. She's so underrated.

Ah, Christ, I love you rings to the wild sky And I must think a little of the past: When I was ten I told a stinking lie That got a black boy whipped.

Every time I get a script in my inbox, it's like a little Christmas present. It's so exciting to see what they've cooked up.

Then God spoke to me and said: People say only good things about Christmas. If they want to say something bad, they whisper.

When the cow gives blood and the Christ is born we must all eat sacrifices. We must all eat beautiful women.

Like everyone in his right mind, I feared Santa Claus.

If your fridge is full this Christmas, use nature's refrigerator - your car!

For me, Christmas is about family, loving, forgiveness, compassion, understanding and comradery.

The charming aspect of Christmas is the fact that it expresses good will in a cheerful, happy, benevolent, non-sacrificial way.

Anything that inspires unselfishness makes for our ennoblement. Christmas does that. I am all for Christmas.

My dad got me a chemistry book one Christmas and I burnt the garden shed down. I remember there was the most beautiful smell forever after in the remains.

I always tape my Christmas show in advance. That way I can spend the season of joy and goodwill with my only sister in Florida. She’s kinda a creep but she’s got a pool.

We celebrate the birth of one who told us to give everything to the poor by giving each other motorized tie racks.

Is it truly being good if the only reason I behave well is so I can get more loot at Christmas? I mean, really, all I'm doing is saying I can be bribed.

There's a lot of cynicism. Let's really enjoy Christmas, with all that's going on in the world.

I'm a last-minute shopper. I end up at the mall or somewhere on Christmas Eve. It's a shame.

Wrapping Christmas presents is tough. Even peeling a Mandarin orange is tough. I have to get my kids to help me.

It's always winter but it's never Christmas.

[Donald] Trump is a [Hillary] Clinton Christmas gift.

Waiting for a special occasion to kill me? Christmas is coming.

Christmas is a poor excuse every 25th of December to pick a man's pockets.

And numerous indeed are the hearts to which Christmas brings a brief season of happiness and enjoyment.

It's, like, a rule. You can't have Christmas without snow.

How do you survive Christmas? You drink a lot. And drink a lot, right. Drink a lot and drink a lot.

I could not possibly improve on the sentiment, but I don't think it ought to depend on the current austerities. Isn't Christmas a moral and aesthetic nightmare whether or not the days are prosperous?

It's Christmas! Ah, Christmas, the time when all good people go about not decapitating each other.

There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?

I knew that I would speak in the language of the vanquished No more durable than old customs, family rituals, Christmas tinsel, and once a year the hilarity of carols.

If God is all powerful, and Jesus is the son of God, why did He make His birthday fall on Christmas?

The Little Drummer Boy was playing in the background for what seemed like the third time in a row. I fought off an urge to beat that Little Drummer Boy senseless with his own drumsticks.

Love Actually [is] one of the cutest Christmas movies.

My son, Rob....said the only time he ever wraps a gift is, quote, "if it's such a poor gift that I don't want to be there when the person opens it."

Christmas is about giving. Be outrageously generous. Have fun, enjoy the process....then keep it up all year.

Heaven is something that we can easily get excited and thrilled about and look forward to. It will be like Christmas is for children, only it will be the greatest Christmas we've ever had!

You know you've had too much to eat for Christmas dinner when you slump down onto a beanbag and realize... there is no beanbag.

I'm so excited for my son. On Christmas morning I want to see his face, to be there when he opens the gifts. I want the see what my assistants got him for Christmas.

I know it's hard being a single mother baby, he said, but we're talking fundamentals here. Homemade cookies are one of the best parts of christmas. It's an absolute fundamental.

If you do good work, it tends to stick around. People still come up to me and say, "'The Ref' is my favorite Christmas movie."

Tanith has a sword.' said Valkyrie. 'I want a stick.' 'I'll get you a stick for Christmas

I'm asking you to make at least some of your Christmas giving important.

Look at evangelicals, you can't even use the word "Christmas" any more, Macy's doesn't use the word "Christmas". With me, it is going to stop, it is going to stop, and they understand that.

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth, my two front teeth, see my two front teeth!