Christmas Quotes

After a Christmas comes a Lent.

I prefer Christmas, which is everybody's holiday. It's just my nature. I don't like to be zeroed in on en masse.

I wasn't Santa in Santa Jr., but I was Santa in Cancel Christmas.

One Christmas build-up tradition, however, has totally bypassed me - that of going up to town and doing a show.

From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!

a perfectly managed Christmas correct in every detail is, like basted inside seams and letters answered by return, a sure sign of someone who hasn't enough to do.

Dad bought me a toy drum one Christmas and I eventually destroyed it. I wanted a real drum and he bought me a snare drum. Dad continued to buy me one drum after the other.

When there's no more room under the Christmas tree, Ken Foree will have a birthday.

I think it's a Jewish Yale custom. I wasn't aware that other people celebrated Christmas. My wife was very big on Christmas, and I was very big on my wife.

Anyone who thinks Christmas doesn't last all year just doesn't have a Mastercard.

The dude in red's back at the pole, Up North where everything is cold. But if he were right here tonight, He'd say 'Merry Christmas! And to all, a good night!'

The Super Bowl is like Christmas shopping at Macy's for bookies.

It was two weeks before Christmas. A slow time of year for raising the dead.

Christmas is never over,unless you want it to be... Christmas is a state of mind.

Christmas is the glorious time of great Too-Much.

Ive not cooked Christmas dinner since 1982.

When the president of the United States flicks the switch to light up the Christmas tree on the White House lawn, that house ceases to be an American symbol; it becomes a Christian symbol.

Still, as Christmas-tide comes round, They remember it again - Echo still the joyful sound "Peace on earth, good-will to men!"

Merry Christmas, I whisper to myself. Merry Christmas, Nate.

Thomas Bowman's toupee, alas, was never found. He was somewhat mollified by the gift of a very fine hat from Westcliff on Christmas day.

Wearing nothing but sweats and a sheer coat of lip gloss, she wiggle through her frosted window and jumped six feet to freedom, feeling more charged than a Visa card at Christmas time.

I don't like green Christmases. They're not green—they're just nasty faded browns and grays.

It must not simply be taken for granted that a given set of ill-assorted people, for no other reason than because it is Christmas, will be joyful to be reunited and to break bread together.

When I was about 15, I picked up the guitar and learned how to play by going through Beatles chords books. I got this Christmas gift with the entire Beatles catalog.

Every day can be like Christmas in its love and its peace if our hearts open up and make room for love. The holy child is waiting to be born in every instant, not just once a year.

Most murders are committed by someone who is known to the victim. In fact, you are most likely to be murdered by a member of your own family on Christmas day.

Miracles happen on Christmas, Pat. Everybody knows that.

One strain could call up the quivering expectancy of Christmas Eve, childhood, joy and sadness, the lonely wonder of a star

Not to open the hunting season on the pretext that there is no game would be as if one gave up celebrating Christmas because there was not enough snow to go by sleigh to midnight Mass.

I love everything about the Christmas season.

God crowns us. Most people crown their Christmas trees with either an angel or a star. God uses both.

Service... Giving what you don't have to give. Giving when you don't need to give. Giving because you want to give.

She mailed me a Merry Christmas-I'm-Breaking-Up-with-You card. I'll read it to you," he said. He cleared his throat. "Dear Marcus. Merry Christmas. I'm breaking up with you. Mia.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, everywhere you go; Take a look in the five-and-ten, glistening once again. With candy canes and silver lanes aglow.

Here's me opening my wrists before breakfast, Christmas day, and here's you asking if it hurt. Here's where I choose between mea culpa and Why the hell should I tell you?

It's confusing. I've had so many wives and so many children I don't know which house to go to first on Christmas.

Christmas dresser feeling pleasure

Somebody, my daughter or my wife, gave me a music box for Christmas. It plays "My Funny Valentine" on celeste, you know? So I had Bobby [Irving] just play "Jean Pierre" with the changes on celeste.

Rest with the glittering stars, George Michael. You've found your Freedom, your Faith. It was your Last Christmas, and we shall miss you.

I bought my kid an educational toy to help him make it through life. No matter how you put it together, it's wrong.

My son has a big Christmas problem - what do you buy for a father who has everything and you're using it?

I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth.

Our local department store had two Santas - one for regular kids and one for kids who wanted ten toys or less.

I gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size.

My son gave me a nice bottle of cologne - Eau de Owe.

War toys are scary. They have a rocket launcher with a bayonet attached, in case you miss.

My son asked for very little - a kickstand, with a motorcycle attached.

Best thing that's ever happened to me. I focus so much less on me. It's made me content, it's made me happy. It's like a Christmas present every single day that I get to unwrap. It's hard work.

Christmas is all about surrender. It's all about the surrender of the Son to obey the perfect will of the Father and enter human history.

Let this Christmas Day remind us that Christ came to invite us to offer love to ALL humankind and to open the door of God's Kingdom to Every soul.