Christmas Quotes

Now, 'Dasher!' now, 'Dancer!' now, 'Prancer' and 'Vixen!' On, 'Comet!' on, 'Cupid!' on, 'Donner' and 'Blitzen!'

I have had a holiday, and I'd like to take it up professionally.

Christmas is a bridge. We need bridges as the river of time flows past. Today's Christmas should mean creating happy hours for tomorrow and reliving those of yesterday.

Any one thinking of the Holy Child as born in December would mean by it exactly what we mean by it; that Christ is not merely a summer sun of the prosperous but a winter fire for the unfortunate.

Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love. It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.

I heard the bells on Christmas Day Their old, familiar carols play, And wild and sweet The words repeat Of peace on earth, good-will to men!

Christmas is believing that the salvation of the world is God's work, and not mine.

On Christmas, my family and I see a movie and go out for Chinese food. We dont celebrate Christmas in the traditional sense, in that we do not actually celebrate Christmas.

When we kicked off and no one came to mark me I thought, 'Hello, it's Christmas.'

The Christmas spirit - love - changes hearts and lives.

Don't measure the height of your Christmas tree. Measure the abundance of the love present in your heart! Have a Blessed Christmas!

If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas.

Christmas can be the end of emptiness and waywardness; The beginning of happiness and purposefulness.

When you compare Christmas to Hanukkah, there's no comparison. Christmas is great. Hanukkah sucks! First night you get socks. Second night, an eraser, a notebook. It's a Back-to-School holiday!

Once again, we come to the holiday season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.

Mankind is a great, an immense family... This is proved by what we feel in our hearts at Christmas.

Christmas works like glue, it keeps us all sticking together.

It was the beginning of the greatest Christmas ever. Little food. No presents. But there was a snowman in their basement.

Jesus experienced homelessness at Christmas so that we could experience a love we could never lose.

Although it's been said many times, many ways...Merry Christmas to you!

After waiting four long years since the Lost CHIC Tapes were recovered, I'm finally putting out our first record. I'm like a child waiting for Christmas morning.

You need more fact in the dangerous art of giving presents than in any other social action.

The only real blind person at Christmas time is he who has not Christmas in his heart.

The best gifts in life will never be found under a Christmas tree, those gifts are friends, family, children and the one you love.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish.

I have always thought of Christmas time... as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time.

I'll be home for Christmas. You can count on me.

Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide.

The greatest and most momentous fact which the history of the world records is the fact of-Christ's birth.

The day's at end and there's nowhere to go, Draw to the fire, even this fire is dying; Get up and once again politely lying Invite the ladies toward the mistletoe.

There seems a magic in the very name of Christmas.

I pray that on this day [Christmas] when only peace and good-will are preached to mankind, better thoughts may fill the hearts of our enemies and turn them to peace.

I grew up with a Christmas tree, I'm going to stay with a Christmas tree.

Wretched excess is an unfortunate human trait that turns a perfectly good idea such as Christmas into a frenzy of last-minute shopping.

Let us remember that the Christmas heart is a giving heart, a wide open heart that thinks of others first.

'The Christmas Song,' by Nat King Cole, is not only a masterful performance; to me it just sounds like the holidays. I've never sung it, because Nat's version is so perfect. I gotta leave it alone.

At Christmas I no more desire a rose Than wish a snow in May's new-fangled mirth; But like of each thing that in season grows.

One of those Christmas songs says, "You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not pout." How's my wife going to get along?

Christmas! The very word brings joy to our hearts.

We must look to Mary's example to know how to deal with the glorious impossibilities of God. Look how she turned the world upside down by making one simple statement.

If they would rather die, . . . they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population.

Gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis, put my LP on your Christmas gift list.

I'm not gonna lie, I love the holidays. But Christmas was a lot more fun when you weren't paying for it.

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Obama, Thank you for sending me Christmas and New Year greetings yet again. Welcome back to India... Would have loved to host you at my concert in Baroda on the 26th!

Christmas and Easter can be subjects for poetry, but Good Friday, like Auschwitz, cannot. The reality is so horrible it is not surprising that people should have found it a stumbling block to faith.

The universe is a trillion, trillion threads moving in seemingly unrelated directions. Yet when you look at them together, they create a remarkable tapestry.

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

Christmas hath a beauty ... lovelier than the world can show.

It's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales.

I made a terrible mistake last Christmas. My wife made me swear that I wouldn't give her a fancy gift. And I didn't.