Christmas Quotes
Some Christmas tree ornaments do more than glitter and glow, they represent a gift of love given a long time ago
If we don't take that time (to be romantic), then it's karate, then it's ballet, and then there's Christmas, and then my husband is flying off to tour around the world.
Actually, my mother and Alfie came for three weeks Christmas vacation and stayed for 21 years. I guess my mother never went back because she was lonely.
Many merry Christmases, many happy New Years. Unbroken friendships, great accumulations of cheerful recollections and affections on earth, and heaven for us all.
Some enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries.
Christmas is more that a time of festivities, family, and friends; it is a season of generosity, gladness, and gratitude.
There'll always be Christmas as long as a light Glows in the window to guide folks at night, As long as a star in the heavens above, Keeps shining down... there'll be Christmas and love.
Since I was 15 years old I've never been able to spend Christmas, Halloween or Thanksgiving (with friends and family). This was the first time I was able to enjoy a Super Bowl.
The earth has grown old with its burden of care, But at Christmas it always is young.
Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.
Let's be honest: it's not like I'm not making a good living that the whole family benefits from. No one talks about my foul mouth when we're all in Aspen for Christmas.
Most important, Christmas should be a spiritual experience....Christmas is not just an event in time; it is a spiritual experience available to every person who hears the Gospel.
The real message of Christmas is not the gifts that we give to each other. Rather, it is a reminder of the gift that God has given to each of us. It is the only gift that truly keeps on giving.
If the Royal Variety Show was put in a matter transportation machine with the Royal Institution Christmas lectures, this is what you'd get.
I have a brother who gives socks for Christmas. He gives socks. Every year, I get a pair of socks from him.
I grew up in Scotland in the 1970s. There was not much money. The most popular Christmas toy was probably a potato.
Grandchildren now don't write a thank you for the Christmas presents. They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.
If I were a medical man, I should prescribe a holiday to any patient who considered his work important.
I do like Christmas on the whole.... In its clumsy way, it does approach Peace and Goodwill. But it is clumsier every year.
I read the Scriptures at the American Cathedral on Christmas and Easter; that's it. It's a task I love.
I felt overstuffed and dull and disappointed, the way I always do the day after Christmas.
I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat.
We used to fuss when the landlord dissed us No heat. Wonder why Christmas missed us Birthdays was the worst days Now we sip champagne when we thirst-ay.
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist.
I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
The magi, as you know, were wise men wonderfully wise men who brought gifts to the Babe in the manger. They invented the art of giving Christmas presents.
Christmas is built upon a beautiful and intentional paradox; that the birth of the homeless should be celebrated in every home.
Thanksgiving is the holiday that encompasses all others. All of them, from Martin Luther King Day to Arbor Day to Christmas to Valentine's Day, are in one way or another about being thankful.
Were it not for the shepherds, there would have been no reception. And were it not for a group of stargazers, there would have been no gifts.
As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
Therefore with idle hands and head I sit In late December before the fire's daze Punished by crimes of which I would be quit.
That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas.
