Christmas Tree Quotes

Christmas Tree Quote of the day

A Christian should resemble a fruit tree with real fruit, not a Christmas tree with decorations tied on

Biceps are like ornaments on a Christmas tree.

I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way (s)he handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.

We've come full circle but the best remains the heart of the city, the greatest center of the greatest city, our Acropolis, where our Christmas tree is lighted.

Sometimes @BrookeShields rolls into your party dressed as a Christmas tree, carrying a bucket of KFC. pic.twitter.com/DTtZkZY4cB

November, I'll give thanks that you belong to me. December, you're the present beneath my Christmas tree.

Don't measure the height of your Christmas tree. Measure the abundance of the love present in your heart! Have a Blessed Christmas!

I grew up with a Christmas tree, I'm going to stay with a Christmas tree.

The best gifts in life will never be found under a Christmas tree, those gifts are friends, family, children and the one you love.

The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect!"

Christmas tree stands are the work of the devil and they want you dead.

Some Christmas tree ornaments do more than glitter and glow, they represent a gift of love given a long time ago

If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree.

The Christmas tree is a symbol of love, not money. There's a kind of glory to them when they're all lit up that exceeds anything all the money in the world could buy.

"Make your plate look like a Christmas tree," I tell people, "mostly green with splashes of other bright colors."

I bought a Christmas tree for twenty dollars. When I came home the next day, my wife was wearing it in her hair.

A Christmas tree--the perfect gift for a guy. The plant is already dead.

The Christmas spirit that goes out with the dried-up Christmas tree is just as worthless.

Three years ago, the white hope of the theatre. Today, a mug. That's New York for you. Puts you on a Christmas tree, and then - the alley.

Taking down the Christmas tree makes it feel official: time to get back to joyless and cynical.

Tradition: sit with husband in a room lit only by tree lights and remember that our blessings outnumber the lights. Happy Christmas to all.

There's no experience quite like cutting your own live Christmas tree out of your neighbor's yard.

In the southern hemisphere, covering the Christmas tree with fake snow even though winter has nothing to do with the birth of Christ.

I grew up on a Christmas tree farm with all this space to run around, and the [freedom] to be a crazy kid with tangled hair.

I manage a toast to the Christmas tree and one to the sweet absurdity in the miracle of the verb to be. Lucky you, lucky me.

And he had a nice home in Ohio with wife, daughter, Christmas tree, two cars, garage, lawn, lawnmower, but he couldn't enjoy any of it because he really wasn't free. It was sadly true.

When the president of the United States flicks the switch to light up the Christmas tree on the White House lawn, that house ceases to be an American symbol; it becomes a Christian symbol.

I was only kicking down the Christmas tree to get the star on top.

If God consistently sent lightning bolts in response to bad doctrine, our planet would sparkle nightly like a Christmas tree.

When there's no more room under the Christmas tree, Ken Foree will have a birthday.

Actually, my ideal life would be to have an evergreen tree farm and, every December, I'd load them up and just stand out on the street and sell Christmas trees.

There are angels on the tree?”“Ah, because we all pray there are really angels watching over us, don’t we?

I don't know what I believe. I guess that makes me a Christmas tree agnostic." He smiles. "I like it and you're a Yom Kippur atheist.

It still feels weird to spend money on Christmas trees. Back when Mom was alive, we’d go out “tree hunting.” That’s what she called it, anyway. I think other people might use the word “trespassing.

There’s no experience quite like cutting your own live Christmas tree out of your neighbor’s yard.

Glittering tinsel, lights, glass balls, and candy canesdangle from pine trees.

...freshly cut Christmas trees smelling of stars and snow and pine resin - inhale deeply and fill your soul with wintry night...

I don't know what I believe. I guess that makes me a Christmas Tree Agnostic.