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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Quotes: "Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him."

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Oliver Oliver Reed

Chuck Norris Jokes Quotes: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero."

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Quotes: "Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg."

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

Oliver Oliver Reed

Chuck Norris Jokes Quotes: "When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok."

When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.

Oliver Oliver Reed