Chuck Quotes

I think Anderson Silva is ahead of Chuck Liddell as far as that goes.

What was that action? (Aimee) Chuck Norris meets Jet Li. (Dev)

Ive got a ton of stories about Chuck Knox, ... Over the course of my playing career, there was nobody that I learned to respect and appreciate more than I did Chuck Knox.

When they bury me in a church and chuck earth on my grave, I'd like the words 'Well, at least he tried' engraved on my tombstone.

If as a voter you think what we need is more Republicans in Washington to cut a deal with Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer, then I guess Donald Trump's your guy.

Marco [Rubio] has more of an allegiance to Chuck Schumer and to the liberals than he does to conservative policy.

Chuck Daly was a man and a coach who everyone had great respect for, and to be recognized in his memory is very special.

Only in Cali where we riot not rally to live and die In L.A. we wearin Chucks not Ballies (that's right)

Chuck Noll is building one hell of a football team up in Pittsburgh.

NASA even sent Chuck Berry's music on a space probe searching for intelligent life in outer space. Well, now, if they're out there, they're duck walking

Therefore, when we neglect to fear such a brittle monstrosity, we render it powerless.

Real smart begins when you quit quoting other people.

Your past is just a story. And once you realise this, it has no power over you.

Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer.

In capitalist nation, all is decided by money.

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.

If you begin to rely upon yourself and become arrogant in your skill, that is the day you will fall.

Rachel hadn’t invented the dangers of toxoplasmosis

All who hear are called. All who are called are able.

There is no shame in losing to the sword of the Prince. There is only shame in choosing not to follow Him.

I do not need the strength of your arm to make a knight of you, Gavin. All I need is your heart, and that you have given, ' the Prince said.

Let go of your past, and look to Mine, where I died for you. Yield to Me, and I will make you a true Knight of the Prince.

It's hard for Americans to differentiate between talent and notoriety

The best pilots fly more than the others

Cited from Chuck Palahniuk, 2003 - do not suffer do not rejoice, be not complimented or offended by such gifts. Judge not, lest ye be judged (Ejump, 2017)