Cigar Quotes

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Cheap cigars come in handy; they stifle the odor of cheap politicians.

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.

The cigar is the perfect complement to an elegant lifestyle.

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.

I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can't think of what they might be.

Maybe it's like becoming one with the cigar. You lose yourself in it; everything fades away: your worries, your problems, your thoughts. They fade into the smoke, and the cigar and you are at peace.

Any cigar smoker is a friend, because I know how he feels.

A cigar is as good as memories that you have when you smoked it.

There are two things worth living for, one is a good cigar, the other is a better one.

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner activity that doesn't involve two human beings.

I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

A good smoker, like a good lover, always takes his time with a cigar.

There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the gunpowder jar. There was a young man of Herne Bay.

Why pay $100 on a therapy session when you can spend $25 on a cigar? Whatever it is will come back; so what, smoke another one.

I just smoked a Cohiba the other day. It was great. You have to appreciate everything that cigar is.

A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.

A good Cuban cigar closes the doors to the vulgarities of the world.

A cigar has "...a fire at one end and a fool at the other."

There's something about smoking a cigar that feels like a celebration. It's like a fine wine. There's a quality, a workmanship, a passion that goes into the smoking of a fine cigar.

The most futile and disastrous day seems well spent when it is reviewed through the blue, fragrant smoke of a Havana Cigar.

I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form.

There are a million really good cigars, you gotta really float around cigars. It's not like being locked into a brand of cigarettes; at least to me it's not.

On a cold winter morning a cigar fortifies the soul.

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.

A cigar numbs sorrow and fills the solitary hours with a million gracious images.

Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.

Rhythm is best expressed in any swing directed at a cigar stump or a dandelion head.

Personally, I believe a rocking hammock, a good cigar, and a tall gin-and-tonic is the way to save the planet.

Let me tell you what I look like: pale face, long hair, and a tiny start of a paunch. In addition, an awkward gait, and a cigar in the mouth and a pen in pocket or hand.

We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.

What smells so? Has somebody been burning a Rag, or is there a Dead Mule in the Back yard? No, the Man is Smoking a Five-Cent Cigar.

A wild and crazy weekend involves sitting on the front porch, smoking a cigar, reading a book.

I use the cigar for timing purposes. If I tell a joke, I smoke as long as they laugh and when they stop laughing I take the cigar out of my mouth and start my next joke.

What I like most about cigars is simply sitting and talking with other men… Some of the best conversations I’ve ever had with men have been over a cigar.

I never can understand how anyone can not smoke it deprives a man of the best part of life. With a good cigar in his mouth a man is perfectly safe, nothing can touch him, literally.

Some sigh for this and that; My wishes don't go far; The world may wag at will, So I have my cigar.

If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I won''t go.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it.

When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name.

Cigars served me for precisely fifty years as protection and a weapon in the combat of life... I owe to the cigar a great intensification of my capacity to work and a facilitation of my self-control.

The only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit.

I ordinarily smoke fifteen cigars during my five hours' labours, and if my interest reaches the enthusiastic point, I smoke more. I smoke with all my might, and allow no intervals.

More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking.

You should hurry up and acquire the cigar habit. It's one of the major happinesses. And so much more lasting than love, so much less costly in emotional wear and tear.

Every day my mother had tea. My dad has his ritual cigar. They had their evening cocktail. Those rituals were done nicely, with flair and feeling.