Cigars Quotes

Cigars Quote of the day

Smoking Cigars is like falling in love. First, you are attracted by its shape; you stay for its flavor, and you must always remember never, never to let the flame go out!

My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.

You know, what's nice about Montreal? Not only is it a beautiful city, but you have Cuban cigars...

Don't like to do anything half-heartedly, even if it is a wicked and self-destructive avocation like smoking cigars

Maybe it's like becoming one with the cigar. You lose yourself in it; everything fades away: your worries, your problems, your thoughts. They fade into the smoke, and the cigar and you are at peace.

Why pay $100 on a therapy session when you can spend $25 on a cigar? Whatever it is will come back; so what, smoke another one.

Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.

A good Cuban cigar closes the doors to the vulgarities of the world.

Cigars must be smoked one at a time, peaceably, with all the leisure in the world. Cigarettes are of the instant, Cigars are for eternity.

I never wanna have a time where I'm on the big lawn just sitting back smoking cigars and drinking lemonade. I wanna work forever. Until I die. I wanna die on the way to a show.

You can't get good Chinese takeout in China and Cuban cigars are rationed in Cuba. That's all you need to know about communism.

If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I won''t go.

I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.

I always smoked cigars. I've smoked cigars with everybody in show business.

My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars.

I smoke really good cigars, I don't smoke Cuban cigars. I would never do anything as Un-American as smoke a decent cigar.

A Hoyo de Monterrey double corona is my favourite Cuban since Desi Arnaz.

Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day.

Sometimes a cigar is just a smoke and a coincidence is just a coincidence.

Cigars are all the rage, dad. You should smoke cigars!" - Calvin"Flatulence could be all the rage, but it would still be disgusting." - Calvin's mom