Classic Insult Quotes

Classic Insult Quote of the day

That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.

If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.

A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.

An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea." Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it.

He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.

She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.

CASSIO: Dost thou hear, my honest friend?CLOWN: No, I hear not your honest friend, I hear you.CASSIO: Prithee, keep up thy quillets.

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time reading it.

He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.