Cleaners Quotes

Cleaners Quote of the day

If I read the newspaper I come out dirtier than I went in. If I read my Bible, I come out cleaner than I went in, and I like being clean!

Some people think I'm saying, 'Women of the world unite -- you have nothing to lose but your men. It's not true. You have nothing to lose but your vacuum cleaners.

If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner.

[Americans] can't understand that the water in our toilet is cleaner than 880 million have access to.

Ethanol doesn't burn cleaner than gasoline, nor is it cheaper.

As for money - when I have it, it's great. When I don't, I go get some. I've been a dishwasher, a gardener, a cleaner.

I can make going to the dry-cleaners last an entire day, and the dry cleaners might be 150 yards from my front door. You might find it hard to believe, but I am bone-idle lazy.

When the War ended in 1945, I started selling vacuum cleaners door to door. Then I sold insurance door to door. I even tried selling cars.

There's only one thing that separates us from animals: We aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners.

It's a floor cleaner and a dessert topping.

The way we use technology is completely wasteful. We duplicate many vacuum cleaners, tools; In the future we will make the best of equipment and make it available to everyone.

I am Woman, here me roar...of is that my vacuum cleaner?

A distinguished producer called Kenith Trodd actually lived in his office for over a year - the cleaners refused to go in because it was such a tip.

I can't even go to the dry cleaner by myself anymore. You're seen in public with anybody that you might not even know, and you're speculated about.

I think my writing has become "cleaner."

It's probably listening to country music that got me to start playing a lot cleaner, not as distorted.

A lady getting a missing belt back from the cleaner couldn't have been more surprised and pleased.

Housework hassles go on, are never resolved, and will probably extend into the afterlife ('Why am I the one who takes the clouds to the dry cleaners?').

I think about death. I don't want to die with clothes in the cleaners.

What our economists call a depressed area almost always turns out to be a cleaner, freer, more livable place than most.

Back then, people were throwing their underwear onstage. I remember taking eight pairs of my own underwear to the cleaners and getting only four back.

The other man's arse is always cleaner!

[Jerome David] Salinger was really taken to the cleaners by nasty critics in his day. I think Joan Didion was one of the people who attacked him in a very unfair way.