Clerks Quotes

Clerks Quote of the day

The key to success is to get out into the store and listen to what the associates have to say. It's terribly important for everyone to get involved. Our best ideas come from clerks and stockboys.

This woman goes into a gun shop and says, 'I want to buy a gun for my husband.' The clerk says, 'Did he tell you what kind of gun?' 'No,' she replied. 'He doesn't even know I'm going to shoot him.

If Beethoven were sent to nursery school today, they would medicate him, and he would be a postal clerk.

I do not rule Russia. 10,000 clerks do.

Our best ideas come from clerks and stockboys.

By God, if women had written stories, As clerks had within here oratories, They would have written of men more wickedness Than all the mark of Adam may redress.

It is easier to rob by setting up a bank than by holding up a bank clerk.

I do not rule Russia: ten thousand clerks do.

I never knew what to do with a paper except to put it in a side pocket or pass it to a clerk who understood it better than I did.

Schools and colleges are really a factory for turning out clerks for the Government.

In the cold morning the rested street stands up To greet the clerk who saunters down the world.

A sub-clerk in the post-office is the equal of a conqueror if consciousness is common to them.

No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny: the officious demands of policemen, government clerks, and electromechanical gadgets.

Poets and kings are but the clerks of Time, Tiering the same dull webs of discontent, Clipping the same sad alnage of the years.

I think the nine justices think the solicitor general is the 35th clerk.

The young people when I go to McDonald's, the Hispanic clerks will come by, 'Sheriff, can we have a picture?' over and over again. At least they want a picture with me.

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, What do you have in lingerie? She says, More than you'll ever have!

I'm not even supposed to be here today.

Just as I am astonished that a bank clerk never eats a cheque, so too am I astonished that no painter before me ever thought of painting a soft watch.

When big-time blunders occur in any workplace, the boss or bosses usually are at fault, not clerks or secretaries or salespeople. Not reporters, the buck stops with the boss.

It is so much worse to be a mediocre artist than to be a mediocre post-office clerk.

An actor has no more right to be temperamental than a bank clerk.

I can walk into a bookstore and hand over my credit card and they don't know who the hell I am. Maybe that says something about bookstore clerks.

There goes the parson, oh illustrious spark! And there, scarce less illustrious, goes the clerk.

A clerk and a ladder and warm golden light, and then: the right book exactly, at exactly the right time.

I know of only three people who really understand money. A professor at another university. One of my students. And a rather junior clerk at the Bank of England.

The male clerk with his quill pen and copper-plate handwriting had gone for good. The female short-hand typist took his place. It was a decisive moment in women's emancipation.

dealing with a counter clerk at the phone company who had all the customer service skills of a homicidal sociopath on work release.

There is a shortage of clerks. Everyone is going into journalism.

How clerks love refusing. It salves them for being clerks.

Clerks get into the damnedest wrangles--which is the way they help me.

Caesar's double-bed is warm As an unimportant clerk Writes i do not like my work On a pink official form.

One scientific epoch ended and another began with James Clerk Maxwell.

The devil makes his Christmas-pie of lawyers' tongues and clerks' fingers.

With me, as a town clerk or city manager, there are certain things that I'm supposed to do - if I don't do them, then I don't deserve to continue in this post.

I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four."

I've been a DJ, janitor, ditch digger, waitress, computer instructor, programmer, mechanic, web developer, clerk, manager, marketing director, tour guide and dorm manager, among other things.

Each justice hires their own clerks, and applications are made individually to the justices. It isn't a group decision.

This change in the conception of reality is the most profound and the most fruitful that physics has experienced since the time of Newton. Refering to James Clerk Maxwell's contributions to physics.

James Clerk Maxwell's [work is the] most profound and the most fruitful.

During the day extend that attitude to everyone you meet. Practice cherishing the "simplest" person (clerks, attendants, etc) or people you dislike.

When you send a clerk on business to a distant province, a man of rigid morals is not your best choice.

Most national correspondents will tell you they rely on stringers and researchers and interns and clerks and news assistants.

In politics and in trade, bruisers and pirates are of better promise than talkers and clerks.

Power is sweet, and when you are a little clerk you love its sweetness quite as much as if you were an emperor, and maybe you love it a good deal more.

Turks have a dismissive phrase: he works like a clerk. I have turned this insult around: I am proud to say that I work like a clerk.

Aren't fairy godmothers supposed to be nice and make you feel better about yourself? ...No, you're confusing fairy godmothers with sales clerks.

But now I see well the old proverb is true: That parish priest forgetteth that ever he was a clerk!

Clerks in downtown hotels were said to be asking guests whether they wished the room for sleeping or jumping. Two men jumped hand-in-hand from a high window in the Ritz. They had a joint account.

I liked getting up at 4 in the morning, driving on the freeway, and going in and stocking shelves and laughing with the stock clerks.