Clown Quotes

Back then I was called Dumbo because of my ears. I was called Fatty, too. It was hurtful so I became like the class clown. I became the one who was kicked around.

I would borrow my mom's red Borghese lipstick and smear it on like a clown!

The usual rejoinder to someone who says 'They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Galileo' is to say 'But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown'.

I always was a funny guy, the class clown. I had a very funny dad and an extremely funny grandmother.

I was the class clown, but I was a reluctant class clown because I was always and still am somewhat embarrassed by performing. I have terrible stage fright, and I don't like being in front of people.

I get bored with the constant probing for the cliched tears of the clown, the dark side of the comic.

Love is a pig dressed as a clown sitting in a bath full of beans: pretty much amazing, once you get over the shock.

I'm not sure how a world leader reacts to the work of a clown.

Sarah Palin is to women what John Wayne Gacy was to birthday clowns.

I think music should be tarted up, made into a prostitute, a parody of itself. It should be the clown, the Pierrot medium.

For a long time, I debated about whether I would make movies or join the circus and work as a clown.

I am not a rodeo clown, like, "Everything is awesome!" I really worked hard on myself and things and struggled to get to a good place, to a better place.

I was two votes away from class clown in high school.

I think a lot of people assume from my music and stuff I'm constantly talking about deep and meaningful things, but then with my friends I'm just a class clown.

A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room.

The stand up, everything was accidental. I never grew up and was the class clown and had to get the attention. It was - it really is, I have a career despite myself.

Clown' was written when I couldn't find anyone who believed in me as an artist. Maybe those labels will think twice next time a young songwriter comes along.

I wanted to be a clown when I was a kid, so I love interacting and goofing around with kids.

As a child, I was a clown. I didn't hesitate to make a fool of myself and I would love to completely take on wacky characters.

Vulgarity is a necessary part of a complete author's equipment; and the clown is sometimes the best part of the circus.

Hey man! I'm a comedian but I'm not a clown.

I was named Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things.

I was never into candy and games and clowns.

I'm secretly afraid of clowns. But it's not a secret now...dang.

I was the hallway clown in high school.

If I'm in a bar and I gotta be sitting next to some clown who's like, "It's my tune," I don't want to hear you belt out Bruce Springsteen. That's why we have jukeboxes! Let's let Bruce be Bruce.

I've always been a clown trapped in a leading man's body.

You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.

The medical clown connects with patients in a way that is markedly different from the rest of their experience in the hospital.

Ahmadinejad is just a buffoon, sort of a clown on the international scene who tries to be provocative so he can get his name in the paper and his face on television.

I tell you what. 85 percent of the sportswriters think I'm stupid or a clown or something. They think I'm crazy.

It was an overcast late November morning, the grass splintered by hoarfrost, and winter grinning through the gaps in the clouds like a bad clown peering through the curtains before the show begins.

Clowns don't build institutions, nor do boxers.

I was just school class clown and that was it. Someday I'll get a job as a cab driver or whatever.

The thing I gravitated to was being the class clown. It was very competitive.

When the whole world turns clown, and paints itself red with its own hearts blood instead of vermilion, it is something else than comic.

Clowns are always creepy!

I think of game development as a clown car moving through tall grass.

I really wasn't a class clown.

We have Trumpist (ph) tendencies in Europe. Look up Marine Le Pen in France. Look at the Five Star Movement headed by a clown by profession, Beppe Grillo, in Italy.

I didn't even know what a film director was. To me, Charlie Chaplin was a goofy clown, and John Ford - what? Never heard of him.

A lot of times, as a clown, you find acting for a reason. It's a way to exercise yourself. If you're funny, you test yourself.

A God who is trying to convince people that He is a God is not a God! He is just a clown disguised as a God! No supreme power can be in need of convincing men!

Well, the clown suit is a riot, too.

Trump has officially changed his name to Ronald because he's such a clown, and in sympathy his toupée is changing its name to Bozo.

Death eats up all things, both the young lamb and old sheep; and I have heard our parson say, death values a prince no more than a clown.

I just always had a penchant for performing for people.I'm a jackass clown.

I suppose that I'm fairly comfortable with the clown hat on.

Making my class laugh and getting in trouble. I was the class clown.

I often do very serious roles, but really I am a big clown.