Clubs Quotes

Do you think I would enter into a contract with that mob? Absolutely no chance. I would not sell them a virus. That is a 'No' by the way. There is no agreement whatsoever between the clubs.

Night clubs scare me. They're dark and they stink and they're dangerous and everybody's drunk.

So I took it as a very positive sign that the club came to me rather than the other way round.

The internet has done nothing but good for comedy all around. Comedians no longer have to rely on TV execs and club owners deciding if they are funny or not.

When I was growing up in comedy, there were maybe 10 comics in the whole country. Everyone had a day job. You worked free for years in little clubs, then you got your big break and became a star.

The herd instinct is the new chic! It's like belonging to a club!

When I go to dance clubs, I always dance with big girls, so we finish at the same time.

Be healthy, don't eat meat, keep away from those Night-Clubs and MEDITATE.

If you go to a really great shop that stocks really great stuff and it doesn't makes it feel like a super secret club there's tons of stuff to find all way time.

Mankind is not a tribe of animals to which we owe compassion. Mankind is a club to which we owe our subscription.

I'd be the outsider gal who undergoes a makeover in the end [in the 'The Breakfast Club' ].

I'm not going to pay good money to join a club that lets in people like me.

I don't want to join the kind of a club that accepts people like me as members.

I don't wanna join the Hair Club For Men or anything.

I feel like I have reached the stage where I can no longer produce for my club, my manager, and my teammates.

The Stones in a club is still the ultimate rush.

I am not a player to have regrets. I should have stayed at certain clubs longer, but I don't regret.

I don't go out to clubs. You'll never see me on a table at a bar, jumping up and down.

You didn't hear Yello until later in the night in the bondage clubs. Things would start getting crazy and that's when you'd hear Yello. It was bad.

Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you aren't funny, they aren't laughing. They don't care who you are.

In bridge clubs and in councils of state, the passions are the same.

The world that I come from is the world of raves, hip-hop clubs, and rock and roll.

Football hooligans? Well, there are 92 club chairmen for a start.

I looked at the cards in my hand, the queen of hearts nestled between the king of clubs and the king of spades. No wonder she was smiling.

A new club is like having a new girlfriend – you don't have feelings straight away

I like going to rifle and pistol clubs and joining them in target shooting. I also share the same respect for individual initiative and love of family.

Just because a club says a player is not for sale, it doesn't necessarily mean that.

I don't necessarily need 400 pounds on my back in the squat rack, and then take a picture of myself and send it out to my Twitter followers, 'Part of the 400 pound club today.'

Why would I become involved with something that doesn't include everyone? If you're getting married today, it's the equivalent of joining a country club that doesn't allow blacks or Jews.

Right after liberal Democrats, the most dangerous politicians are country club Republicans.

I will stay at Arsenal forever. There will be no transfer for me. I love London. I've got a house there, I'm happy there and I don't see any reason to ever leave the club.

I phoned the local ramblers club today and this bloke just went on and on.

A man with a club [bat] is a law-maker, a man to be obeyed, but not necessarily conciliated.

Those mausoleums of inactive masculinity are places for men who prefer armchairs to women.

Man's inhumanity toward man is astounding, and I'm just talking about the lineup at certain comedy clubs.

The DC Improv food is amazingly edible for a comedy club.

There has to be a better use for titanium than golf clubs.

Comedy clubs are arguably one of the last bastions of uncensored, public free speech.

Comedy clubs are sacred ground. That's where anything goes.

Mile high club, it's got its ups and downs.

You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting.

You can change your spouse, your friends but never your club.

The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said - you can do that.

Book clubs are the best thing that has happened to the world of publishing.

It's important that top clubs don't lose sight of the fact that it's the English Premier League and English players should be involved.

It (Arsenal) is an English club but not an English success. It's probably a greater reflection of youngsters from France and elsewhere in Europe.

The managers are getting paid very well by their respective clubs to do a job for their clubs not the country they are working in.

I'd like to play for Newcastle United before I retire. The club is in my blood.

I'm not going into the cool club. It's not my address.

Could Hamlet have been written bya committee, or the Mona Lisa painted by a club? Could the NewTestament have been composed as a conference report?