Coffee Quotes

Weak coffee is the greatest sin against humanity.

I think you can use some of those words on TV. But one thing you can't do is throw coffee, I've said it over and over again!

They figured out a way to control that hamburger disease. You dip the hamburger into the scalding hot coffee before eating.

You're not really drinking coffee unless you drink it black, don't you think? Oh, no? You like to monkey with it?

You wanna-I dunno-get coffee or something sometime?

You wanna-I dunno-get coffee or something sometime?" Justin smiled "Not coffee. But yes." "Not Coffee it is, then." "Yes, Not Coffee.

scapegoat, n. I think our top two are: 1. Not enough coffee. 2. Too much coffee.

Oh it's fantastic because I get to whip people like David into shape and tell them to go get me coffee. Kidding - okay.

If I were running a campaign, I'd urge taking the mountain of money reportedly squandered on pizza, coffee and bagels and spending it more wisely - on a talented young comedy writer.

If you have people who are high-performing working for you, it's so easy to do your job. Otherwise, you can't even agree on the time of the meeting or who will bring the coffee.

Cos people think I'm on drugs and I'm not. I'm really quite... Just a bit of coffee. When I take drugs I start going, Oh, would you like insurance?

In America uniformed cops eat in coffee shops, diners and restaurants and I always feel safer having them around.

I once had half a cup [of coffee], twenty years ago, and I'm still working it off.

I love furniture. And I thought, why are we not seeing who's making the cool new coffee table and these new designs that come out?

People don't go to Starbucks for the coffee - of that I'm pretty sure - they go for the atmosphere, they go for the 70 decibels, they go for the Starbucks effect.

The coffeehouse is good for genius, and the Viennese coffeehouse is a classic case. Freud had his favorite coffee shop, and so did Gustav Klimt.

I would love to think there is a direct relationship between coffee and genius, but they've done studies, and if anything, caffeine probably makes you a little less creative.

Listen," I told him. "Don't be so tough so early in the morning. I'm sure you've cut plenty of people's throats. I haven't even had my coffee yet.

Why go to France when you can smell the same people in coffee shops here in America.

Way down among Brazilians. Coffee beans grow by the billions. So they've got to find those extra cups to fill. They've got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil

Every morning just before breakfast I don't want no coffee or tea, just me and my good Buddy Wieser, that's all I ever need.

Hart is still like that little tub of vaguely milklike gunk that comes with airline coffee. It is labeled a "nondairy" product. Fine: we know what is is non, but what is it?

Coffee goes great with sudden death.

Today we no longer live in a way that is constrained by simple working or leisure environments - we travel, we work on laptops in coffee shops, we go out to dinner straight from work.

Women are never again going to be mindless coffee-makers or mindless policy-makers in politics.

I like to go out and write. So I'll often go to a Starbucks or a local coffee bar, and I'll sit there and I'll write. I can write pretty much anywhere.

While we are a coffee company at heart, Starbucks provides much more than the best cup of coffee—we offer a community gathering place where people come together to connect and discover new things.

Starbucks is rekindling America's love affair with coffee, bringing romance and fresh flavor back to the brew.

There's this myth that has been exacerbated by others that Starbucks means a $4 cup of coffee, which is not true.

Don't buy preground coffee.

We think of Starbucks not as a coffee company but a media company.

Certainly the caffeine in coffee, whether it's Starbucks or generic coffee, is somewhat of a stimulant. But if you drink it in moderation, which I think four or five cups a day is, you're fine.

I don't even drink coffee.

I make a mean cup of coffee, if you give me the right ingredients.

You sure you don’t want me to stay? I’ll make you coffee and ask you about your day.

I’d give him a cup of coffee and a big helping of a knuckle sandwich. Generosity was a virtue and I was in the mood to be extremely virtuous.

I think the key to the start of any good relationship is to remember how the other person likes their coffee.

Anything you're interested in the world whether it be Charlie rose or JetBlue or a public figure or your local coffee shop, they're on Twitter and broadcasting what is interesting to them.

I'll start drinking tea over coffee when the big hand is on Never and the little hand is on Ain't Gonna Happen.

I've traveled quite a lot and become a coffee nut.

The coffee will be ready in a jitney.

I go to coffee shops for my outlet. Which is just not healthy at all.

I understand that coffee and cigarettes are cool, fashionable and all that. But agree the tea with cookies still taste better.

The only food he has ever stolen has been down on a coffee table. He claims that he genuinely believed it to be a table meant for dogs.

Being here all day, I was quite exhausted - I had to drink coffee before the match to stay awake

I'm a morning person: if I don't get up, put the coffee on and get to my desk by 8, the day has already lost a lot of its promise.

I think vacations are mostly completely stupid. Going to have coffee with a friend, you're probably going to have more fun than if you go to Aruba.

On set, I have a lot of coffee... so I try to chug water before going for that next cup.

Fifteen states across the country have gas prices that have dipped below $2. That means it's now cheaper to buy a gallon of liquefied dinosaurs than one cup of coffee at Starbucks.

I ... have another cup of coffee with my mother. We get along very well, veterans of a guerrilla war we never understood.