Coffee Quotes

Black as night, sweet as sin.

You need some coffee, don't you?" "Yes, I've only had a gallon.

There are times of great beauty on a coffee farm. When the plantation flowered in the beginning of the rains, it was a radiant sight, like a cloud of chalk, in the mist of the drizzling rain.

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent.

There are sixteen cans of coffee here; together they hold a total of thirteen and a half pounds of coffee. Doesn't that seem like cheating?

I gave up coffee. It's almost worse than giving up a lover.

My kids probably started drinking coffee in their late teens.

If one swallows a cup of chocolate only three hours after a copious lunch, everything will be perfectly digested and there will still be room for dinner.

I can't imagine a day without coffee. I can't imagine!

Coffee, whiskey, and fishing poles. That’s really all you need in life.

Oh, my tattered rags are caught on your coffee table.

I don't go for the nouvelle approach - serving a rabbit rump with coffee extract sauce and a slice of kiwi fruit.

The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee.

I took that smile and I put it right where the hole in my chest was. It was better than coffee, or chocolate, or a perfect pirouette. I clutched it and held it tight.

We have instant pudding, instant photos, instant coffee—but there are no instant adults.

I shall mention in passing just one example of a gift from the Arabs that I for one am rather grateful for: coffee -- especially as it was originally banned in Europe as a 'Muslim drink.

As he drank, little brown drops of coffee clung to his mustache like dew. Men will live like billy goats if they are let alone.

I love just going out; long drives, the ocean, my kids, new music, new gear, new plug-ins, coffee, and donuts at four in the morning. Even just waking up and writing.

I love going to the feed store and drinking coffee and talking about how much rain we need.

Once my husband said to me, 'I'm going to have some coffee. Do you want me to put some hot water on for you?' I thought that was the least he could do considering I was giving birth.

Your husband is lazy if coffee doesn't keep him awake - even when it's hot and being spilled on him.

I drink coffee with my right hand, and I smoke with my left. But I talk with both hands.

Clouds sink down the hills Coffee is hot again. The dog Turns and turns about, stops and sleeps.

A Mathematician is someone who can take a cup of coffee and turn it into a theory.

Coffee, one of the most widely consumed beverages in the world, contains a plethora of naturally-occurring compounds, including several classes of antioxidants.

World barista champions use the AeroPress to make coffee on the folding tray tables of airplanes.

There's no law that decrees when not to whinge, but you reach a certain age - 80 seems about right - when you're expected to manifest querulousness - the coffee's too hot, the boiled egg's too soft.

When I get up, I have a cup of coffee, surf the Internet, then do a half-hour run.

My wife thinks a B&B is a romantic getaway. I think it's creepy, sharing coffee with strangers who were eavesdropping on you the night before.

Been trying the soapy water and instant coffee method. Works somewhat, but boy it tastes terrible. I don't know how you guys can stand it. I'm going back to milk and espresso for my cappas.

I take my coffee like I take my women... strong... black... and proud.

Another head - and a black alpaca jacket and a serviette this time - to tell us coffee is ready. Not before it is time, too.

In comics, the writer is also the director in a certain way. So if this were a film, you wouldn't tell the cinematographer to make a good fight scene while you go and get a cup of coffee.

Why do they always put mud into coffee on board steamers? Why does the tea generally taste of boiled boots?

Coffee is like a bra. 3 cups is one too many.

The way to test a man's sincerity is to serve him a bad cup of coffee. If he doesn't comment, he is not to be trusted.

A guy's gotta live, you know, gotta make his way and find his meaning in life and love, and to do that he needs coffee, he needs coffee and coffee and coffee.

I must always have fresh orange juice, alkaline water and hazelnut creamer for my coffee.

The atheist barista (who's obsessed with astrology) asked me, "So what's your sign?" I responded, "The sign of the cross." I think she spit in my coffee.

Acting is just a job. I'm exactly the same as that lady bringing us coffee, and I have to remember that.

I'm partial to coffee shops, brain work, and poems on the page. I write after midnight. Sometimes, twisty syntax happens, and I surrender.

They tied his arms behind his back to teach him how to swim, they put blood in his coffee and milk in his gin.

Live on coffee and flowers. Try not to worry what the weather will be.

I like light green, sometimes red is fun to look at, not a fan of yellow, unless it's in a rainbow or on a coffee mug or on a happy face.

No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.

A Mormon told me that they don't drink coffee. I said, "A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits." He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, it keeps you from being Mormon ..."

I usually just get into a police character by drinking coffee and eating donuts, but those days are over.

For four to six months at a time, I would barely eat. I lived on a diet of Melba toast, carrots, and black coffee.

There were some problems only coffee and ice cream could fix.

When I made coffee and Xeroxed and distributed newspapers at ABC News, I thought my life was over.