Coke Quotes

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I wish coke was still cola and a joint was a bad place to be.

This fitness thing is blown out of proportion. What am I going to do on a treadmill - smoke a cigarette and drink a diet Coke?

There are probably some things I could do to keep my flexibility up, but I'd rather smoke, drink diet Cokes and eat.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Arguments over grammar and style are often as fierce as those over IBM versus Mac, and as fruitless as Coke versus Pepsi and boxers versus briefs.

I drink a lot of Diet Coke and belch. I've been known to use the ''f'' word.

How do you learn to pray? Well how do you learn to swim? Do you sit in a chair with your feet up drinking coke learning to swim? You get down and you struggle. That's how you learn to pray.

[The] prevailing reason at this time is, that the Act of Parliament is against the Magna Charta, and the natural rights of Englishmen, and therefore, according to Lord Coke, null and void.

Behold!" Percy shouted. "The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!

I am a child of America. If ever I'm sent to Death Row for my revolutionary 'crimes,' I'll order as my last meal: a hamburger, french fries, and a coke.

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

One threatens the innocent who spares the guilty.

'I'd like a hamburger and a coke, please.' 'Sir, we don't serve negroes here.' 'Ma'am, I don't eat negroes. I'd like a hamburger and a coke.'

Some people say you can get hepatitis if you do coke with ones because they've been handled so much. But I tested that theory out for about a year, and I decided it's bullshit.

For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more.

Lord Bacon told Sir Edward Coke when he was boasting, The less you speak of your greatness, the more shall I think of it.

I was snorting a lot of cocaine and I had lost myself to a great degree. A lot of people, everybody was starting to realize what the coke was all about and they were all starting to get lost.

Everyone seems to think I'm very ladylike. That I'm very cultured and intelligent. I drink alot of Diet Coke and belch. I've been known to use the F-word. I've told a few dirty jokes. I arm-wrestle.

By the way, I do not wear a hose. My hose is my own. No coke bottle, nothing stuffed down there.

I think my favorite place to eat dinner is the movie theater. Dirty dogs, a big thing of nachos and a Cherry Coke - and I'm good.

Reason is the life of the law.

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.

Basically I was no different than a rock star or a movie star. I was a coke star.

Imagine Pepsi without Coke. Impossible, right?

Corporations cannot commit treason, nor be outlawed, nor excommunicated, for they have no souls.

"You listen to Portishead, you're not like the others. Want some coke?" I'm like, "Nah, man."

He cold, he dope, he might sell coke He always in the air but he never fly coach

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

I really feel sorry for people who think things like soap dishes or mirrors or Coke bottles are ugly, because they're surrounded by things like that all day long, and it must make them miserable.

I'm either shooting nine grams of coke a day or spending two hours at the gym. There's no middle ground.

Can somebody explain to me why Pepsi and Coke advertise? Are we missing something? Seriously, everyone in this room has drank enough Pepsi and Coke in their lifetime they could piss it for a week.

If entertainment ran grocery stores, we'd NEVER get oil cured olives or blue cheese, it would be JUST Coke.

If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been neccessary to invent it.

If all of your electricity in your lifetime came from nuclear [energy], the waste from that lifetime of electricity would go in a Coke can.

Happiness is like coke — something you get as a by-product in the process of making something else.

It's amazing how coke encompasses everything in your life. Addicts cannot confront life because they only think of their next hit. I ruined life for my parents, my sister and all my friends.

For a degenerate like me, Vegas is like a walk down memory lane. Last time I went to Vegas, I went to my old coke dealer's kid's bar mitzvah.

Sometimes, you know, I just feel like I want a Coke, and I drink a Coke.

American love — like coke in green glass bottles...they don't make it anymore.

I don't do drugs. Because my grandmother raised me. I think like an old, black, Southern woman. If I'd have done coke, I'd probably be cooking pancakes.

Go on, have a glass of wine with dinner. What is wine, anyway? Pure grapes. A glass of wine is much better for you than a Coke.

It would be easier to screw up American Express than Coke or Gillette, but it's an immensely strong business.

Certainty is the mother of quiet and repose, and uncertainty the cause of variance and contentions

There are so many flavors of Coke now - Coke with lemon, Coke with vanilla, Coke with lime, Cherry Coke, and they've just brought out another new flavor - Coke with Pepsi.

I knew a lot of my musicians used to take coke. I never saw them. They would hide it from me, so I wasn't really aware of it. Creatively, I don't think it was that great.

It took us months of buying all the Coke stock we could to accumulate $1 billion worth - equal to 7% of the company. It's very hard to accumulate major positions.

I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.

Americans wanted to settle all our difficulties with Russia and then go to the movies and drink Coke.

Never do coke with an intern ... they may not be 21

How am I going to listen to that horrible noise I make without a gram of coke and a couple of double Jack Daniels?