College Quotes

Helen Keller was blind and deaf when she graduated from college with honors. So what's your problem?

I even lived on campus to get the college experience. I had five roommates and I still keep in touch with them while I'm on the road.

I went to a Canadian college for performing arts and then I auditioned for Canadian Idol. That honestly was my golden ticket.

Changing a college curriculum is like moving a graveyard-you never know how many friends the dead have until you try to move them!

I basically try not to waste any lines in any of my songs, and I think the witty phrases and funny lyrics I have bring a smarter sound to college hip-hop.

For some reason the football coach of a major college program is seen as one of the leaders of the campus. And some way we have to let our young people know that that leader can look like anyone.

My dream is that every child has enough food to eat, good medical care, and the chance to go to school and even attend college.

I paid my way through college as a carpenter and a woodworker. So I've built the house I live in and most of the furniture that's in it, and I do a lot of woodworking still.

Many kids come out of college, they have a credit card and a diploma. They don't know how to buy a house or a car or health insurance or life insurance. They do not know basic microeconomics.

I was in college for two years but I didn´t attend too much. Then I decided to drop out. I was having too many nightmares about failing in the exams.

Psychology was going to be my minor in college. I've always been really interested in the human mind, which is probably why I'm an actor.

College football: I do not see the relationship of those highly industrialized affairs on Saturday afternoons to higher learning in America.

If I'd stayed at college I would have become a teacher.

Broadcasting is easy; you just talk until you think of something to say.

I would gladly have accepted a heaping spoonful of nepotism when I got out of college and was looking for a job.

By the time we left college, I had become my own image: a dandelion in the flower bed of society. Kinda cute, but still a weed.

My name is Oprah Winfrey. I have a talk show. I'm single. I have eight dogs-five golden retrievers, two black labs, and a mongrel. I have four years of college.

At college, and perhaps for a year afterwards, they had believed in literature, had believed in Beauty and in personal expression as an absolute end. When they lost this belief, they lost everything.

College ain't so much where you been as how you talk when you get back.

I love the Bowl system. I've always been a proponent of the Bowl system. I think it's been great for college football, for this level.

It is, Sir, as I have said, a small College, And yet, there are those who love it.

Colleges don't make fools, they only develop them.

Just because I don't have a college degree doesn't mean I am not smart!

The thing that bothered me when I was in college was that I saw myself rejecting the way of life that got me to where I was.

I've had tendinitis since college.

I boxed through college and I played college level football. I was a linebacker.

I bowled for two years in college, because I was drunk and needed shoes.

You can actually go to school and college to learn how to play and get technical with the electric bass.

I wrote my thesis on the benefits of war and very near got thrown out of college. But I can show you where the greatest advancement of mankind comes under stress and strain, not comfort.

Well, when I went off to college, the guys I used to hang with were pumping gas and voting Democrat. Today they're still pumping gas and voting Democrat. Guess the Democrats didn't do much for them.

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach

In the ideal college, intrinsic education would be available to anyone who wanted it...The college would be life-long, for learning can take place all through life.

When bright young minds can't afford college, America pays the price.

There once was a student named Bessor Whose knowledge grew lessor and lessor. It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And today he's a college professor!

That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room.

College campuses have become fascist colonies of anti-American hate speech, hypersensitivity, speech codes, banded words and prohibited scientific inquiry.

Families are struggling to put bread on the table, send their kids to college and take care of their basic needs. America needs a political revolution.

Gain some knowledge. If not from the Bible or Koran, get a book from college.

I went through this very serious Woody Allen phase in college and a little bit after college. I still see his movies.

Openness isn't the end. It's the beginning.

I played in a band and attended Grambling University. I think the Mob style funk music I do was patterned after the big college bands. I was also influenced by groundbreaking efforts of Too Short.

Young women today do not marry the men they met in high school, or even the one they go out with at college, because they do not need to.

I don't know if I'd want to do that anymore, because you always get bigger laughs on college campuses. So, when the film plays in front of a city audience, you've probably cut too loosely.

Well, I've never been in a touring rock band, it was all just high school and college, playing toga parties in frat houses.

I've been composing music all my life and if I'd been clever enough at school I would like to have gone to music college.

Schools and colleges are really a factory for turning out clerks for the Government.

It isn't necessary to see a good tackle. You can hear it.

In college, before video games, we would amuse ourselves by posing programming exercises.

Christian bashing is alive and well on college and university campuses also. In fact, it's ever more direct and overt because Christianity is not 'politically correct.' Never has been. Never will be.

When I was broke, no one ever offered to buy me a beer. Now that I have quite a bit of money, everybody tries to buy me beers. Where were all these people back when I was in college and broke?