College Quotes

Keg in the closet pizza on the floor left over from the night before, where we were going we didn't really care. We had all we ever wanted in that keg in the closet.

It isn't necessary to see a good tackle. You can hear it.

College athletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil.

If me and King Kong went into an alley, only one of us would come out. And it wouldn't be the monkey.

When I was in college, we used to take a popcorn popper, because that was the only thing they would let us use in the dorm, and we would fry squirrels in a popcorn popper in the dorm room.

All the girls look good in college; I mean they're young, they're ready, they're single, they just wanna have fun.

When I was broke, no one ever offered to buy me a beer. Now that I have quite a bit of money, everybody tries to buy me beers. Where were all these people back when I was in college and broke?

I was fifteen in college at Tulane. I lied about my age in college so that I could be normal socially. So that girls would go out with me and stuff like that. I just said I was normal age.

A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.

After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community college.

Schools and colleges are really a factory for turning out clerks for the Government.

Christian bashing is alive and well on college and university campuses also. In fact, it's ever more direct and overt because Christianity is not 'politically correct.' Never has been. Never will be.

I didn't pay a lot of attention as I should have in college.

I regret to this day that I never went to college. I feel I should have been a doctor.

College isn't the place to go for ideas.

It's kind of hard to rally around a math class.

Harder than training for the Olympics, harder than graduating from college, has been to stay a virgin before marriage.

A man who cannot think is not an educated man however many college degrees he may have acquired.

Some kids, for some reason, it just doesn't click in the classroom as they need it to. We have college coaches talk to them, former high school athletes, motivational speakers, teachers, principals.

Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.

College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.

When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?

I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades.

You practice Monday through Friday in college, or Monday through Saturday in the pro's - and then you just go out and knock somebody's head off.

Sounds so silly, but I want to accomplish getting my kids through college.

In high school, when you're a top player, there are ways of getting eligible, ways of getting out of going to class. It made going to the next level, which is college, that much harder.

There were male colleges, and there were very few female colleges.

Whether it's college or WNBA, its basketball and the more you play the less you need to adjust.

Every man should have a college education in order to show him how little the thing is really worth.

The whites of the younger generation, in the colleges and universities, will see the handwriting on the wall and many of them will turn to the spiritual path of truth.

I remember when I was in college, I used to watch Julia Child's cooking show during dinner and joke with my roommates about becoming a TV chef.

I don't think college wrestling is in danger of extinction by any means. But I am concerned if one program drops.

We are shut up in schools and college recitation rooms for ten or fifteen years, and come out at last with a bellyful of words and do not know a thing.

Sure, he had a wife and fifty-four kids, but he looked like a college freshman. A yummy college freshman majoring in Oh-my-god-I-gotta-get-me-some-of-that.

For the longest time I was afraid I'd have to keep on working at the factories. There was a steel mill and a pottery; if you didn't go to college, you went to work in those places.

No period of my life has been one of such unmixed happiness as the four years which have been spent within college walls.

I think this is what college is all about: self-examination and dealing with those questions of "Who am I?"

I have a couple [of grandsons] that are in college playing lacrosse. It's great and it's fun. But they all also play golf a little bit.

A guy comes home from college to find his mother sleeping with his uncle, and there's a ghost running around. Write it good, it's Hamlet; write it bad, it's Gilligan's Island.

I majored in geology in college but have majored in Herbert Hoover ever since.

I thought I did until I looked at some old game films. (When asked if he played college football)

I have two college degrees, but the only way I could make a living was by showing kids how to put a ball in a hole.

I ran for the electoral college. I didn't run for the popular vote.

There's one thing my old man taught me and it's the best thing he taught me. It wasn't education at college or university – it was commonsense.

Because of the flexibility that community colleges afford, many students do not have to choose between an education and fulfilling other responsibilities - they can do both.

After you retire, there's only one big event left....and I ain't ready for that.

I went straight from high school to Bible college for two years. Then I started doing music right out of Bible college full time. I did independent stuff for three years.

No one in college football or the SEC can tackle me by themselves.

Not long ago, when I was a student in college, just flying an airplane seemed a dream. But that dream turned into reality.

I decided that I didn't want to spend my time in a liberal arts college.