College Quotes

I started getting letters from college in the tenth grade.

When I was in college there was a girls' flag football league. The girls were extremely aggressive.

But in college, we can wear our alcohol abuse as proudly as our university sweatshirts; the two concepts are virtually synonymous.

When we make college more affordable, we make the American dream more achievable.

Ignorance of what real learning is, and a consequent suspicion of it; materialism, and a consequent intellectual laxity, both of these have done destructive work in the colleges.

One of the things that make community colleges so special is they do not pick and choose their students - they work with all students.

I wonder anybody does anything at Oxford but dream and remember, the place is so beautiful. One almost expects the people to sing instead of speaking. It is all like an opera.

When I was at college there were two things I vowed I'd never do. One was go to a funeral and the other was deal with computers. And then I ended up being a computer programmer in a morgue.

I wanted to try something different. Most people my age go off to college; I thought I'd try out New York.

Based upon the pictures, I concluded that about 60 percent of all college classes in the United States are held outside, underneath a tree, usually by a gently flowing stream.

Many of my students don't know that I'm second lady of the United States... because, you know, it's a community college.

I am part of a vast generation of people who perpetually live as if they just graduated from college.

No longer a mark of distinction or proof of achievement, a college education is these days a mere rite of passage, a capstone to adolescent party time.

You have to run the football and stop the run, no matter what level you play at, whether it's high school, college or professional ranks. I'm a firm believer in that.

I've never been to Harvard, I've never been to college, so I don't know what dorm life is like.

I have no idea what that is, but yawn, anyway, just on principle. Eat up. Pancakes is brain food. Apparently not grammar food. Wow.You college girls are mean.

What is a college? An institute of learning. What is a business? An institute of learning. Life, itself, is an institute of learning.

There are two things every man in America thinks he can do: work a grill and coach football.

College was the greatest four years of my life.

If you don't find a God by five o'clock this afternoon you must leave the college.

I know they say (Stalin) killed 20, 30, 40 million people. It's bullsh*t. (I have yet to find) one crime that Stalin committed.

The things that happen in your life are either your choices or opportunities and lessons the universe has put before you. Life on earth is like college and we're all just trying to pass the courses.

An awful lot of people come to college with this strange idea that there's no longer segregation in America's schools, that our schools are basically equal; neither of these things is true.

I went to Boston College. It's a Catholic college, yeah I had a nickname there: Jew.

I had a tremendous horror of going into the Army. That is probably why I went to college for so long.

Mr. Franz, I think careers are a 20th Century invention and I don't want one. You don’t need to worry about me; I have a college education. I’m not destitute. I'm living like this by choice.

The collegiate idealists who fill the ranks of the environmental movement seem willing to do absolutely anything to save the biosphere, except take science courses and learn something about it.

I always wanted to be an anchorman, but after college I wound up working behind the scenes at CBS News for 10 years.

Mr. Stevenson has a degree alright-a PhD from the Acheson College of Cowardly Communist Containment.

I kind of killed it in college. You know that saying "big fish in a small pond"? At Dartmouth college, I was freakin' Jaws in a community swimming pool

One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's very complex, it's very profound.

Typically cult groups target universities and colleges. Most likely those schools that maintain campus housing.

When I enrolled in college at age 19, I had a total of eight years of formal classroom education. As a result, I was not comfortable with formal lectures and receiving regular homework assignments.

I went off to college planning to major in math or philosophy-- of course, both those ideas are really the same idea.

I was also a big Woody Allen fan. When I got into college I listened to Lenny Bruce but it's taken me years to put him into context historically and really get what he did.

Oh, we played about like three tons of buzzard puke this afternoon.

I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think.

If a man is a fool, you don't train him out of being a fool by sending him to university. You merely turn him into a trained fool, ten times more dangerous.

I have always had the feeling I could do anything and my dad told me I could. I was in college before I found out he might be wrong.

I grew up in Pennsylvania in a small town. Real small, like one high school and one movie theater. Well, there was a state college there, that was the only good thing about it.

I had a classmate who fitted for college by the lamps of a lighthouse, which was more light, we think, than the University afforded.

Making college affordable is a really important goal, and my plan will work better than Senator [Bernie] Sanders' plan by everybody who has looked at it.

I've been college, but to be truthfully frank, weed is knowledge because it makes me think

By the time a student gets to college, he's spent a decade curating a bewilderingly diverse résumé to prepare for a completely unknowable future. Come what may, he's ready-for nothing in particular.

I need to decide whether to apply for college or delay it for a couple of years while I pursue some more acting projects. Right now I'm trying to sort things out, so I can make the right choices.

In college, you learn how to learn. Four years is not too much time to spend at that.

I was a pretty shy, lonely kid. I blossomed about age 17, when I went to college.

Every American college student goes to college with a hard drive. They take their laptop. There's not a CD player in sight.

I teach at USC, and it's obvious to anyone who teaches college students that they don't cover much modern history and certainly not the modern presidency.

I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.