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Comedian Quotes: "I'm not a comedian. I'm Lenny Bruce."

I'm not a comedian. I'm Lenny Bruce.



Comedian Quotes: "Molly Shannon and I used to always talk about that we really felt strongly that we were comedic actors, that we weren't comedians. You just played things real and the comedy came out of the context."

Molly Shannon and I used to always talk about that we really felt strongly that we were comedic actors, that we weren't comedians. You just played things real and the comedy came out of the context.




Comedian Quotes: "An offended audience member repeating a comedian's act from memory is worse than, literally, anything."

An offended audience member repeating a comedian's act from memory is worse than, literally, anything.



Comedian Quotes: "It's so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don't. And so you either love us or you simply cannot see why people are laughing."

It's so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don't. And so you either love us or you simply cannot see why people are laughing.




Comedian Quotes: "I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers."

I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.



Comedian Quotes: "I'm friends with a lot of comedians, but we don't talk about material. Most comedians I know don't watch a lot of other comedy."

I'm friends with a lot of comedians, but we don't talk about material. Most comedians I know don't watch a lot of other comedy.



Comedian Quotes: "I think of a lot of comedy being watched alone, for some reason. It's surprising to me that people are getting together to watch stand-up comedy."

I think of a lot of comedy being watched alone, for some reason. It's surprising to me that people are getting together to watch stand-up comedy.




Comedian Quotes: "I sometimes throw in a couple of swears just to keep the Christian right off my tail. I wouldn't want to be the tea party's go-to comedian."

I sometimes throw in a couple of swears just to keep the Christian right off my tail. I wouldn't want to be the tea party's go-to comedian.



Comedian Quotes: "All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter."

All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.



Comedian Quotes: "Rick Shapiro is a top comedian."

Rick Shapiro is a top comedian.



Comedian Quotes: "There is a very difficult period in a comedian's career - it's that window of time where you're good enough to draw tickets but nobody knows you yet."

There is a very difficult period in a comedian's career - it's that window of time where you're good enough to draw tickets but nobody knows you yet.



Comedian Quotes: "Unfortunately, the show's success comes at the expense of its biggest asset -- the comedians themselves."

Unfortunately, the show's success comes at the expense of its biggest asset -- the comedians themselves.




Comedian Quotes: "And I'm up while the dawn is breaking, even though my heart is aching. I should be drinking a toast to absent friends instead of these comedians."

And I'm up while the dawn is breaking, even though my heart is aching. I should be drinking a toast to absent friends instead of these comedians.



Comedian Quotes: "A comedian needs to have his own filters, needs to know his audience, how far he can push things."

A comedian needs to have his own filters, needs to know his audience, how far he can push things.



Comedian Quotes: "I'm not a comedian. I didn't study sketch comedy; my background isn't that."

I'm not a comedian. I didn't study sketch comedy; my background isn't that.



Comedian Quotes: "I considered myself a professional comedian because the club would pay me $20."

I considered myself a professional comedian because the club would pay me $20.



Comedian Quotes: "Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian."

Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian.



Comedian Quotes: "Comedians are sociologists. We're pointing out stuff that the general public doesn't even stop to think about, looking at life in slow-motion and questioning everything we see."

Comedians are sociologists. We're pointing out stuff that the general public doesn't even stop to think about, looking at life in slow-motion and questioning everything we see.



Comedian Quotes: "You say you're a comedian, you always have to be on guard."

You say you're a comedian, you always have to be on guard.



Comedian Quotes: "I think my speeches are hilarious. I think I'm a natural comedian, but I like denying people the chance to laugh. I want to deny you the relief of the punchline."

I think my speeches are hilarious. I think I'm a natural comedian, but I like denying people the chance to laugh. I want to deny you the relief of the punchline.



Comedian Quotes: "Comedy is crowded. There are hundreds of comedians in every place in the world."

Comedy is crowded. There are hundreds of comedians in every place in the world.



Comedian Quotes: "By watching the great, old comedians I picked up a few tricks about how to do physical comedy. And whenever I could learn something, I sort of added that to my repertoire."

By watching the great, old comedians I picked up a few tricks about how to do physical comedy. And whenever I could learn something, I sort of added that to my repertoire.



Comedian Quotes: "I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it."

I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.



Comedian Quotes: "I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do."

I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.



Comedian Quotes: "Stand-up comedy is a science. Every comedian is a psychology major, naturally."

Stand-up comedy is a science. Every comedian is a psychology major, naturally.



Comedian Quotes: "In a more intellectually rigorous age, I wouldn't be talked about as a satirist at all. I would just be a topical comedian."

In a more intellectually rigorous age, I wouldn't be talked about as a satirist at all. I would just be a topical comedian.



Comedian Quotes: "I think comedians start off as pranksters or something."

I think comedians start off as pranksters or something.



Comedian Quotes: "I guess I still feel that I'm a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would be that. That doesn't mean that I like it, but I feel that's what I am."

I guess I still feel that I'm a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would be that. That doesn't mean that I like it, but I feel that's what I am.



Comedian Quotes: "I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you couldn't be a comedian."

I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you couldn't be a comedian.



Comedian Quotes: "I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things."

I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things.



Comedian Quotes: "It's annoying when people do that so-called comedians impression of me when it's stupid nonsense."

It's annoying when people do that so-called comedians impression of me when it's stupid nonsense.



Comedian Quotes: "My grandfather was running Hillcrest Country Club, and that's where a whole group of Hollywood comedians hung out."

My grandfather was running Hillcrest Country Club, and that's where a whole group of Hollywood comedians hung out.



Comedian Quotes: "The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds."

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.



Comedian Quotes: "Comedians still make fun of Bill's out-of-control appetites, but with Hillary, the mockery is about how she lets nothing be out of control."

Comedians still make fun of Bill's out-of-control appetites, but with Hillary, the mockery is about how she lets nothing be out of control.



Comedian Quotes: "I have a funny sense of humor. If I was a comedian and I was up on stage, people would think that's funny, because I'm a funny comedian. I'm an entertainer."

I have a funny sense of humor. If I was a comedian and I was up on stage, people would think that's funny, because I'm a funny comedian. I'm an entertainer.



Comedian Quotes: "Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they're socially callous."

Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they're socially callous.



Comedian Quotes: "The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who's really funny for a cartoonist, obviously."

The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who's really funny for a cartoonist, obviously.



Comedian Quotes: "George Carlin was great right up to the end of his life. But Richard Pryor was probably the best, most gifted stand-up comedian who will ever live."

George Carlin was great right up to the end of his life. But Richard Pryor was probably the best, most gifted stand-up comedian who will ever live.



Comedian Quotes: "Having a human conversation is not something I've had any training in either as a comedian or as, you know, a human being."

Having a human conversation is not something I've had any training in either as a comedian or as, you know, a human being.



Comedian Quotes: "I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy."

I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy.



Comedian Quotes: "I mean, the death in the late eighties and early nineties really shook out a lot of hacks. The pond just sort of dried up for a lot of really bad comedians."

I mean, the death in the late eighties and early nineties really shook out a lot of hacks. The pond just sort of dried up for a lot of really bad comedians.



Comedian Quotes: "I'm such a comedy fan that I just love laughing and so admire comedians who have brought me joy."

I'm such a comedy fan that I just love laughing and so admire comedians who have brought me joy.



Comedian Quotes: "I don't make much distinction between being a stand-up comic and acting Shakespeare - in fact, unless you're a good comedian, you're never going to be able to play Hamlet properly."

I don't make much distinction between being a stand-up comic and acting Shakespeare - in fact, unless you're a good comedian, you're never going to be able to play Hamlet properly.



Comedian Quotes: "It seemed to me you could do anything in comics. So I started doing my thing, which is mainly influenced by novelists, stand-up comedians, that sort of thing"

It seemed to me you could do anything in comics. So I started doing my thing, which is mainly influenced by novelists, stand-up comedians, that sort of thing



Comedian Quotes: "When somebody mangles one of my jokes, that bothers me more than somebody saying that I'm the worst comedian ever."

When somebody mangles one of my jokes, that bothers me more than somebody saying that I'm the worst comedian ever.



Comedian Quotes: "It's good to be funny when you are a comedian."

It's good to be funny when you are a comedian.



Comedian Quotes: "Pacifism is a nice idea but it can get you killed. We're not there yet. Evolution is slow, small pox is fast."

Pacifism is a nice idea but it can get you killed. We're not there yet. Evolution is slow, small pox is fast.



Comedian Quotes: "But it's fun to be something, have that, and you don't have to be real. It's like, comedians. They go on and they're doing all these jokes. I would be like that if I were more awake"

But it's fun to be something, have that, and you don't have to be real. It's like, comedians. They go on and they're doing all these jokes. I would be like that if I were more awake



Comedian Quotes: "Every comedian comes to a fork in the road where they have to decide if they're going to make jokes about other people or make jokes about themselves. I chose myself."

Every comedian comes to a fork in the road where they have to decide if they're going to make jokes about other people or make jokes about themselves. I chose myself.