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Comedy Funny Quotes: "It's funny how the littlest things can make you feel larger than life; the right lyric, the most heartfelt melody, the clearest message. Love."

It's funny how the littlest things can make you feel larger than life; the right lyric, the most heartfelt melody, the clearest message. Love.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "Analysing comedy is like dissecting a frog. Nobody laughs and the frog dies."

Analysing comedy is like dissecting a frog. Nobody laughs and the frog dies.




Comedy Funny Quotes: "Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!"

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!



Comedy Funny Quotes: "There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?"

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?




Comedy Funny Quotes: "When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed."

When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it."

This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure."

Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure.




Comedy Funny Quotes: "It's funny that it all becomes about clothes. It's bizarre. You work your butt off and then you win an award and it's all about your dress. You can't get away from it."

It's funny that it all becomes about clothes. It's bizarre. You work your butt off and then you win an award and it's all about your dress. You can't get away from it.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "Comedy should never be over-analysed. It's either funny or it isn't. There's a subtle difference between those who say funny things and those who say things funny."

Comedy should never be over-analysed. It's either funny or it isn't. There's a subtle difference between those who say funny things and those who say things funny.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "The more I see of man, the more I like dogs."

The more I see of man, the more I like dogs.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "Cats can be very funny, and have the oddest ways of showing they're glad to see you."

Cats can be very funny, and have the oddest ways of showing they're glad to see you.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "A princess always takes care that her words are honeyed, for she may have to eat them"

A princess always takes care that her words are honeyed, for she may have to eat them




Comedy Funny Quotes: "You know it's funny, when it rains it pours they got money for wars, but can't feed the poor."

You know it's funny, when it rains it pours they got money for wars, but can't feed the poor.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "A good thing to have up your sleeve is a sanctified funny-bone."

A good thing to have up your sleeve is a sanctified funny-bone.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "The funny part is I feel like somebody is stalking me, like, at my local course and sizing up my game."

The funny part is I feel like somebody is stalking me, like, at my local course and sizing up my game.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "Accents are funny. It sets me apart from the other girls doing comedy. It gives me more—how do you say?—pop-oo-laaarrrity."

Accents are funny. It sets me apart from the other girls doing comedy. It gives me more—how do you say?—pop-oo-laaarrrity.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "I like comedy but I guess I don't think [my art] is that funny, either. It's too dark and a bit weird in places to be genuinely, uniformly hilarious and function as comedy."

I like comedy but I guess I don't think [my art] is that funny, either. It's too dark and a bit weird in places to be genuinely, uniformly hilarious and function as comedy.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "Wonder Showzen is one of my favorite shows of all time. When I first saw it, I thought it was so funny and new and original and edgy and insane and subversive. I didn't know comedy could do that."

Wonder Showzen is one of my favorite shows of all time. When I first saw it, I thought it was so funny and new and original and edgy and insane and subversive. I didn't know comedy could do that.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "It's funny how the hippies and the punks tried to get rid of the conservatives, but they always seem to get the upper hand in the end."

It's funny how the hippies and the punks tried to get rid of the conservatives, but they always seem to get the upper hand in the end.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl."

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "I don't do comedy. I think if a situation is funny you just play it for real and if it's funny, it's funny."

I don't do comedy. I think if a situation is funny you just play it for real and if it's funny, it's funny.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "When you do comedy in front of an audience, they are the ones who tell you whether it's funny or not and which bits are funny and which bits need to be fixed."

When you do comedy in front of an audience, they are the ones who tell you whether it's funny or not and which bits are funny and which bits need to be fixed.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think I have any poontang...to give you."

I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think I have any poontang...to give you.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "The behavior of any bureaucratic organization can best be understood by assuming that it is controlled by a secret cabal of its enemies."

The behavior of any bureaucratic organization can best be understood by assuming that it is controlled by a secret cabal of its enemies.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "When I was doing ensemble theater and comedy work, I felt I had some talents. But when I started doing my shows in Berkeley and found that I could be funny on my own, I was shocked."

When I was doing ensemble theater and comedy work, I felt I had some talents. But when I started doing my shows in Berkeley and found that I could be funny on my own, I was shocked.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "I will do comedy until the day I die: inappropriate comedy, funny comedy, gender-bending, twisting comedy, whatever comedy is out there."

I will do comedy until the day I die: inappropriate comedy, funny comedy, gender-bending, twisting comedy, whatever comedy is out there.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "Our comedies are not to be laughed at."

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "And the funny thing is, I've always been an optimist - it's practically a congenital disorder with me."

And the funny thing is, I've always been an optimist - it's practically a congenital disorder with me.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "Comedy is acting out optimism."

Comedy is acting out optimism.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "David Boreanaz is pretty funny. He's probably the one that cracks everybody up the most on set. He can be very serious as well, but when he's silly he's pretty silly."

David Boreanaz is pretty funny. He's probably the one that cracks everybody up the most on set. He can be very serious as well, but when he's silly he's pretty silly.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour."

I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "It's funny with fiction - once you cut something, it hasn't happened anymore."

It's funny with fiction - once you cut something, it hasn't happened anymore.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "The funny thing about sustainability is you gotta sustain it."

The funny thing about sustainability is you gotta sustain it.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators."

I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "Comedy is ridiculously hard. And if the rhythm is not right, if the music or the line is not right, it's not funny."

Comedy is ridiculously hard. And if the rhythm is not right, if the music or the line is not right, it's not funny.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette."

I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?"

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?



Comedy Funny Quotes: "I've never laughed a woman into bed, but I've laughed one out of bed many times."

I've never laughed a woman into bed, but I've laughed one out of bed many times.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act."

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "It’s funny. I don’t like onions but I like onion rings. What’s up with that?"

It’s funny. I don’t like onions but I like onion rings. What’s up with that?



Comedy Funny Quotes: "It's funny how everyone hates witch hunts... until they see a witch."

It's funny how everyone hates witch hunts... until they see a witch.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious."

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "Anyone who is considered funny will tell you, sometimes without your even asking, that deep inside they are very serious, neurotic, introspective people."

Anyone who is considered funny will tell you, sometimes without your even asking, that deep inside they are very serious, neurotic, introspective people.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "I was once on a German talk show, and this woman said to me, 'Mr. Williams, why do you think there is not so much comedy in Germany?' And I said, 'Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?'"

I was once on a German talk show, and this woman said to me, 'Mr. Williams, why do you think there is not so much comedy in Germany?' And I said, 'Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?'



Comedy Funny Quotes: "It's funny, I worked with a lot of directors in the many years that I've been doing this, and generally when you hear a director yelling on set, everybody scatters in the other direction."

It's funny, I worked with a lot of directors in the many years that I've been doing this, and generally when you hear a director yelling on set, everybody scatters in the other direction.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "I think, in comedy, timing is everything. You and I could tell the same joke, but if one of our timing is off, it won't be as funny. You've gotta know when to deliver your punch-lines."

I think, in comedy, timing is everything. You and I could tell the same joke, but if one of our timing is off, it won't be as funny. You've gotta know when to deliver your punch-lines.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "Life is too short to dance with ugly men"

Life is too short to dance with ugly men



Comedy Funny Quotes: "If we were truly created by God, why do we occasionally bite the insides of our mouths?"

If we were truly created by God, why do we occasionally bite the insides of our mouths?



Comedy Funny Quotes: "I know that there are things that never have been funny, and never will be. And I know that ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon."

I know that there are things that never have been funny, and never will be. And I know that ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.