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Comedy Funny Quotes: "If we were truly created by God, why do we occasionally bite the insides of our mouths?"

If we were truly created by God, why do we occasionally bite the insides of our mouths?



Comedy Funny Quotes: "In comedy, though, it's good to get feedback from the audience about what they find funny."

In comedy, though, it's good to get feedback from the audience about what they find funny.




Comedy Funny Quotes: "Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!"

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!



Comedy Funny Quotes: "But the funny thing is, I broke my finger not on set doing kung fu. I broke my finger when I fell down the stairs prior to going on set."

But the funny thing is, I broke my finger not on set doing kung fu. I broke my finger when I fell down the stairs prior to going on set.




Comedy Funny Quotes: "The funny thing about me is I move from genre to genre, but I essentially shoot all the movies the same way."

The funny thing about me is I move from genre to genre, but I essentially shoot all the movies the same way.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "I remember being fascinated by the very nature of comedy from the age of 10; why is this funny, and that isn't?"

I remember being fascinated by the very nature of comedy from the age of 10; why is this funny, and that isn't?



Comedy Funny Quotes: "If I bring anything to the table, it's the fact that not everybody realizes they're funny. So I just point a finger."

If I bring anything to the table, it's the fact that not everybody realizes they're funny. So I just point a finger.




Comedy Funny Quotes: "It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!"

It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!



Comedy Funny Quotes: "If one official signals Falcons ball and Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson signals Seahawks ball, is it a jump ball?"

If one official signals Falcons ball and Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson signals Seahawks ball, is it a jump ball?



Comedy Funny Quotes: "Here's the funny thing about the world coming to an end. Once it gets going, it doesn't seem to stop."

Here's the funny thing about the world coming to an end. Once it gets going, it doesn't seem to stop.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine."

Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this."

[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this.




Comedy Funny Quotes: "That place is so behind the times, you can't even get AIDS there yet."

That place is so behind the times, you can't even get AIDS there yet.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "It's funny, there aren't too many musicians that also moonlight as studio engineers. There's a few - the really brilliant ones."

It's funny, there aren't too many musicians that also moonlight as studio engineers. There's a few - the really brilliant ones.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm a chronic masturbator."

I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm a chronic masturbator.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "The clocks are all turned forward from Funny Time to Right Time. I always remember, "Spring back or Fall in."

The clocks are all turned forward from Funny Time to Right Time. I always remember, "Spring back or Fall in.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "Whenever I do a comedy show I still just read poems, some of which are intentionally funny and some of which are just bizarre. The mix seems to work well."

Whenever I do a comedy show I still just read poems, some of which are intentionally funny and some of which are just bizarre. The mix seems to work well.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "It's like love making, the foreplay is the biggest part, the same thing as comedy. If you can frame your show in such a way that the funny jokes become funnier."

It's like love making, the foreplay is the biggest part, the same thing as comedy. If you can frame your show in such a way that the funny jokes become funnier.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny."

Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "I am lactose intolerant, and I always thought it was really funny how people who are lactose intolerant continue to eat dairy, because they like it so much. And I find it not acceptable."

I am lactose intolerant, and I always thought it was really funny how people who are lactose intolerant continue to eat dairy, because they like it so much. And I find it not acceptable.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "Especially with comedy, you take massive risks because ultimately you're trying to be funny. If you're not funny, then it's really embarrassing and you look stupid."

Especially with comedy, you take massive risks because ultimately you're trying to be funny. If you're not funny, then it's really embarrassing and you look stupid.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "It's not that comedy has changed in terms of what's funny. For me, it's changed in that sometimes I don't feel my finger is on the pulse."

It's not that comedy has changed in terms of what's funny. For me, it's changed in that sometimes I don't feel my finger is on the pulse.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "As I get older, I don't think the world is becoming that funny. Comedy is changing a bit."

As I get older, I don't think the world is becoming that funny. Comedy is changing a bit.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "It's great if you're funny or if you can dance, but if you are kind and decent, it comes out your pores."

It's great if you're funny or if you can dance, but if you are kind and decent, it comes out your pores.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "Between funny and witty Falls the shadow"

Between funny and witty Falls the shadow



Comedy Funny Quotes: "Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy."

Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "My goal in life is to be as happy as a studio audience."

My goal in life is to be as happy as a studio audience.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "I got mugged. And they got my knapsack with my comedy notebook in it. So if anybody see two cholos bombing at the Funny Bone chain, that would be them. Just give me a jingle."

I got mugged. And they got my knapsack with my comedy notebook in it. So if anybody see two cholos bombing at the Funny Bone chain, that would be them. Just give me a jingle.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "As an actor, when you're doing comedies, you're around fantastic, funny people and you hopefully have a really good time doing it."

As an actor, when you're doing comedies, you're around fantastic, funny people and you hopefully have a really good time doing it.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "I don't want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn't seem smart for me to be in a comedy and not be funny. My spirit can't take it."

I don't want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn't seem smart for me to be in a comedy and not be funny. My spirit can't take it.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "Great minds think alike-especially when they are female."

Great minds think alike-especially when they are female.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked."

For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "There wasn't a lot of bullshit in my heaven."

There wasn't a lot of bullshit in my heaven.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "Well, first you have to be very, very funny. I have realized that it is essential for a boy to be funny. Otherwise, what is the point in a boy?"

Well, first you have to be very, very funny. I have realized that it is essential for a boy to be funny. Otherwise, what is the point in a boy?



Comedy Funny Quotes: "He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought."

He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "Gods, I love it when you talk mathy to me."

Gods, I love it when you talk mathy to me.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "Why couldn't you turn into a fireball when we were on the same team!"

Why couldn't you turn into a fireball when we were on the same team!



Comedy Funny Quotes: "Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals."

Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "The funny thing is, I was never much of a fighter. Better a live coward than a dead hero, that was my motto."

The funny thing is, I was never much of a fighter. Better a live coward than a dead hero, that was my motto.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey."

I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "I don't like John Terry and I never have. He's got funny eyes and he's a cry baby. He's also a Cockney."

I don't like John Terry and I never have. He's got funny eyes and he's a cry baby. He's also a Cockney.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "And, in a funny way, each death is different and you mourn each death differently and each death brings back the death you mourned earlier and you get into a bit of a pile-up."

And, in a funny way, each death is different and you mourn each death differently and each death brings back the death you mourned earlier and you get into a bit of a pile-up.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "I think the first rule of comedy is that it has to be funny and I find a lot of the broad comedy which is sent to me, painfully unfunny."

I think the first rule of comedy is that it has to be funny and I find a lot of the broad comedy which is sent to me, painfully unfunny.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "Bod quite liked crows. He thought they were funny and he liked the way they helped to keep the graveyard tidy."

Bod quite liked crows. He thought they were funny and he liked the way they helped to keep the graveyard tidy.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "People don't want to listen to a celebrity tweeting about their charities and shows. That's why comedy writers do well - we put out little funny ideas."

People don't want to listen to a celebrity tweeting about their charities and shows. That's why comedy writers do well - we put out little funny ideas.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "I'm not a broad comedy guy. I've been funny in movies, but I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who's sometimes funny."

I'm not a broad comedy guy. I've been funny in movies, but I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who's sometimes funny.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "You'll never call him Fifi again."

You'll never call him Fifi again.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "I'm not a wanderer, which is funny because I'm on tour half the time. I'm a home, hearth and family kind of person."

I'm not a wanderer, which is funny because I'm on tour half the time. I'm a home, hearth and family kind of person.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "It was funny, Skip thought, how much attention children demanded the first few years of their lives and how hard adults strove ever after to get their attention."

It was funny, Skip thought, how much attention children demanded the first few years of their lives and how hard adults strove ever after to get their attention.