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Comedy Funny Quotes: "Of course, Jules was not a wolf. She was an elephant. But Jules was a very young toy and she had never been to school to learn the difference."

Of course, Jules was not a wolf. She was an elephant. But Jules was a very young toy and she had never been to school to learn the difference.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "Well, " I ask, leaning over him, "do you wish to stay?""I do.""And why is that, Cole?" I say, tipping toward him so that our noses nearly brush."Well, " he says with a smile, "the weather's quite nice."

Well, " I ask, leaning over him, "do you wish to stay?""I do.""And why is that, Cole?" I say, tipping toward him so that our noses nearly brush."Well, " he says with a smile, "the weather's quite nice.




Comedy Funny Quotes: "You know, ” he says, voice still low.“I have had nothing but trouble since you walked into my life.” “I’d walk straight back out of it if only you’d let me."

You know, ” he says, voice still low.“I have had nothing but trouble since you walked into my life.” “I’d walk straight back out of it if only you’d let me.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "These eggs are broken. Cracked.""Yes, ma'am. That happens sometimes.""Does it?""Yes, it's the unfortunate part of being an egg."

These eggs are broken. Cracked.""Yes, ma'am. That happens sometimes.""Does it?""Yes, it's the unfortunate part of being an egg.





Comedy Funny Quotes: "Oh, well, that's not bad, I suppose. I mean, I'd prefer devastatingly sophisticated - but almost endearing is more than I could have hoped for under the circumstances."

Oh, well, that's not bad, I suppose. I mean, I'd prefer devastatingly sophisticated - but almost endearing is more than I could have hoped for under the circumstances.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "I hope the next time you get a double-decker strawberry ice-cream cone the ice cream part falls off the cone and lands in Australia."

I hope the next time you get a double-decker strawberry ice-cream cone the ice cream part falls off the cone and lands in Australia.




Comedy Funny Quotes: "Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny"

Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny



Comedy Funny Quotes: "You're boring me, M'Ordant. Go away." V'Aidan"You can't be bored." M'Ordant"And a good thing, too, since I'd no doubt perish from it while in your company." V'Aidan"

You're boring me, M'Ordant. Go away." V'Aidan"You can't be bored." M'Ordant"And a good thing, too, since I'd no doubt perish from it while in your company." V'Aidan



Comedy Funny Quotes: "I want you to get a haircut so you don't look like Ish Kabibble on a rainy night."

I want you to get a haircut so you don't look like Ish Kabibble on a rainy night.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "Not to alarm you or anything, but I think you just made a deal with a Mexican gang." I've read Simone Elkeles books. I know how this whole garage as a front thing works."

Not to alarm you or anything, but I think you just made a deal with a Mexican gang." I've read Simone Elkeles books. I know how this whole garage as a front thing works.



Comedy Funny Quotes: "lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes."

lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes.