Comedy Quotes
Me, as myself, I don't think I'm particularly funny. But I've noticed that people in my life always have found me amusing. Which, when I was little, really bothered me.
Got a proper job at 28. Gave it up to try comedy at 38. Decided to get fit and healthy at 48. It's never too late. But do it now
Everybody understands a slap in the face. In Japan, Belgium, or America, a punch is a punch. Comedy will be different in Europe or America or Japan, so my movies are very international.
Most of my comedy writing happens through improvisation on stage; doing it in the moment.
People who know me , they know I have a sense of humor, I'm a bit of a joker, a bit of a clown really, and I would love someone to exploit that side of me and send me a romantic comedy.
Journalism is straying into entertainment. The lines between serious news segments, news entertainment, and news comedy are blurring.
What's funny is my husband doesn't have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one.
It’s funny, but I was just thinking I wouldn’t mind a repeat of that boring evening when we elapsed to 1953,” said Gideon. “Just you and me and Cousin Sofa.
When I perform, it's very personal. I'm sharing things I like, inviting the audience into my room.
What's funny for me is that I made a lot of the music I make with intentions of it being a song you listen to, to chill out.
I think that crowdfunding has become such a powerful tool to tell stories that might not find financing otherwise - like a dark comedy about infidelity, for example!
I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.
the table of elements does not contain one of the most powerful elements that make up our world, and that is the element of surprise.
I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.
I always thought it's way more important to be funny or to be honest than to look any certain way
The behavior of any bureaucratic organization can best be understood by assuming that it is controlled by a secret cabal of its enemies.
The male is always the pawn in a romantic comedy. Come together, break up, go chase her, get her, roll credits. That's what happens in all of them.
I love doing improv. I love comedy. I have always felt this way, even when I was really young.
Comedy is a socially acceptable form of hostility and aggression. That is what comics do, stand the world upside down.
When I was doing ensemble theater and comedy work, I felt I had some talents. But when I started doing my shows in Berkeley and found that I could be funny on my own, I was shocked.
Comedy's been really liberating for me because I've been able to sneak the singing part in through the back door.
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
I paint; I draw and paint - I've been doing that since I was in third grade, drawing realistically and then changing to abstract art. That was my first creative thing before guitar or comedy.
I think some people just don't know that much about comedy. It would be like a person who didn't know anything about football thinking all offensive linemen are the same.
Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!
I kind of was raised at The Comedy Store by comedians. When you see my dad on stage before me and then you see me, you'll see where I got a lot of my stuff.
I will do comedy until the day I die: inappropriate comedy, funny comedy, gender-bending, twisting comedy, whatever comedy is out there.
And the funny thing is, I've always been an optimist - it's practically a congenital disorder with me.
Especially in the world of comedy, it feels like you have to be proactive, in terms of pitching and trying to sell and being a part of the creation of the stuff that you do.