Comedy Quotes

Comedy is much more challenging, because you have to have the same level of belief but you have to make people laugh, and that's definitely a challenge.

I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

I love doing comedy. Absolutely love it. After 'Wedding Crashers,' people suddenly realized that it was something I could do.

I love comedy. Playing the underdog, and getting the laughs is my form of entertainment. I could think of nothing different that I would want to be doing at this time in my life.

Did I play my role well? If so, then applause, because the comedy is finished!

You can't be funny if you don't have good material.

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom.

I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.

It takes intelligence to make real comedy, and it takes a reality base to create all that little stuff I like to do that makes you giggle inside.

If people want to compete for leadership of a religious group, they can compete in piety. A chilling thought. Or funny.

The doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home.

I'd love to date somebody cool, fun, funny.

Don’t put your wand there, boy! ... Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!

The brain can be a dangerous thing. Even more so if you haven't got one.

You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

I'm the first one who sees every romantic comedy in theaters.

Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.

I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones.

I like very dry humor. I dont like things that are over the top. I like subtlety. I like things that are nonchalant. I like characters that are sort of monotone and based in dark comedy.

Gentlemen, we are being killed on the beaches. Lets go inland and be killed.

I better start doing stand up comedy in Spanish before every comedian in Mexico translates my jokes.

I enjoy doing comedy for the fact that you go to work and you laugh. That's a good combination.

Not necessarily in the beginning, thinking I would have a career in comedy, but I was always interested in making people laugh.

I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny.

It's just as unpleasant to get more than you bargain for as to get less.

I feel things can always be funny, but that's probably because I have some kind of leftover childhood need to make people laugh. For somebody like me, that's the thing you excel at.

So, how did you all meet?

We're taking part in a divine comedy and we should realise that the play is always a comedy, in that we're all ultimately ridiculous.

I grew up wanting to make movies, and along the way I suddenly found that I had a career doing comedy.

It's funny, I listen to friends who talk about back when they were 14, eight, 16, whatever, as if it was yesterday. Me, I've no idea what I did. It's all a blur, I'm afraid.

As long as I get to be doing what I love, which is making comedy and that kind of thing, I feel lucky that I get to.

For me comedy and violence has a lot in common. Just as you expect, comedy always lurks behind the most unexpected of circumstances.

I'm a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I do, it's what I've been doing and it's what I'm going to keep doing.

The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun.

Women and minorities have excelled beautifully in comedy, but very few women are the lead in a drama.

I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.

Bureaucrats shouldn't be in charge of comedy.

I think Andy Kaufman is to comedy what the Velvet Underground was to music - it's like, 80 thousand records sold, but everybody who bought one started a band.

I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill tied to it.

The funny thing about sustainability is you gotta sustain it.

Sometimes with a comedy it's just having the instinct of how real you play it and what level you want it.

That's funny, you're funny. I like you, I'm quite taken by you.

Comedy is ridiculously hard. And if the rhythm is not right, if the music or the line is not right, it's not funny.

What's the opposite of opposite? Consider yourself bamboozled!

I've never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don't really have a choice in the matter. My goal is just to be funny.

Kristin Bauer is so funny. Half the time I'm working with her I'm just trying to keep a straight face.

One can play comedy, two are required for melodrama, but a tragedy demands three.

Hosting is an art form. Like acting, singing, or comedy hosting is a craft. It's a delicate dance of timing, the ability to read the room, and the art of conversation.