Comedy Quotes
One of the Christian's biggest fears is appearing 'too Christian'. God forbid, because that's often characterized as god-awful! We want to be one, but without being 'one of them'.
Finally, this being America, there is the constant possibility of murder.
I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it's harder, therefore affording me the opportunity to show off.
Love it when a compelling new character kicks open your mental door, tracks mud across your brain, and props their feet up on your cerebrum.
It'd be great to be so famous that if I murder someone, I will never, ever, ever serve any jail time, even if it's totally obvious to everyone that I did it.
I would say 80% of the scripts I get are dramas and not comedies or romantic comedies, which is funny because that's what I do every week.
The dark comedies tend to be in a non-releasable area. There can be romantic comedies. There can be dramas. But there's no 'dark comedy' inbox for the advertising.
When you're in a train and it breaks down, well, there you is. But when you're in a plane and it breaks down, there you AIN'T.
The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.
What you call idiot points, I call awesome dollars. ~Seth
I think romantic comedy, when done right, is my favorite genre. It's just a genre that's very human.
Whenever I think of something but can't think of what it was I was thinking of, I can't stop thinking until I think I'm thinking of it again. I think I think too much.
He squinted at me. "What are you wearing? Is that some new form of birth control?
Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV?
Some things are so silly they have a certain brilliance to them. Other things, set as standards for brilliance and therefore exalted by many who don't know why, become tarnished because of it.
To be, or not to be: what a question!
A comedy isn’t about being funny...a comedy is about characters who dare to know that they may choose a happy ending after all.
I am dating, but it is hard to find someone quick enough and funny enough. I am quite demanding.
Some really good things kind of swing both ways and I like to see people that can swing really, really, really sad and horrible and terrible and really, really, really beautiful and funny.
It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny.
A good story should provoke discussion, debate, argument...and the occasional bar fight.
Sarah, honey, I hardly think kidnappers are going to take the time to buy a memento of their stay. I could be wrong, but it seems rather unlikely.
Rule number four for me as a writer? Plotlines are like sharks: They either keep moving or they die. ~J.R. Ward
Oh! That was poetry!" said Pippin. "Do you really mean to start before the break of day?
We men are fascinated by the things we don't really understand. It gives us something to think and talk about: like females, they drive us nuts.
Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!
Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening.
Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair.
Tolerance! The virtue that makes one bite his tongue so that he can tear out his hair.
To be a philosopher, just reverse everything you have ever been told...and have a sense of humor doing it.
I'm not the one going for a biology degree. I'm just a philosophy major who eats people.
The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you.