Comedy Romance Quotes
Comedy Romance Quote of the day
If ye wear underwear, it's a skirt. If ye dinna, it's a kilt.
I’d like to say I’m not dressed up for anyone in particular, but that would be a lie.
Have ye ever known a female who wasna a bit of a witch in her own sweet way?
What the feckin' hell is PMS, I'd like to ken?""Petty Male Shit, " she yelled.
The little woman, wearing a pink and black zigzag-striped pantsuit over a black turtleneck, resembled a skinny zebra who'd OD'd on Pepto-Bismol.
Ye have taught me something I never understood.""What? How to get rid of Parisian Pink Pecker Disease?
Driving a stolen plane will be nothing compared to the ride with a fired-up Scot.
If I’m going down, I’m going down with lipstick on.” ~Maggie Mae Castro
You know what the secret to a happy life is?""No regrets. Just live in the moment.
Great. This girl was going to seriously mess with my ability to stay on parole. ~Maggie Mae Castro
I am always doing what I thought I couldn't do, because I might learn something. Henri Marcel - French Artist in Marriage, A Journey and A Dog.
Really? Assaulting an officer? That’s a new one for you.” ~ FBI Special Agent Clive Poole to Maggie Mae Castro