Comic Quotes

Because you make me laugh don't make you a comic. A comedian is a person who, that's how they make their living.

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!

If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.

An insult comic is the title I was given. What I do is exaggeration. I make fun of people, at life, of myself and my surroundings.

Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.

Since I was eight years old. I didn't have a TV, so comic books were definitely my television, my soap operas, and all that.

Imagine my surprise when, after a lifetime of teaching me to keep personal things to myself, Mom insisted my drawings were the start of a comic strip for millions of people to enjoy.

A situation is always comic if it participates simultaneously in two series of events which are absolutely independent of each other, and if it can be interpreted in two quite different meanings.

Comic-Con fans are so affectionate, and it's always a lovely way to start a new season.

Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic - you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner.

I'd like to make people who see me in comic pantomime on the screen feel the way Mark Twain makes his readers feel.

Every time I go to Comic-Con, I'm jacked. I want to dress up and walk the floor and answer questions, because I'm excited about it. It's like making new friends.

I stole comic books from my brother when I was a kid, but I was never like an avid fan. I can't claim to be like a comic book geek.

Hitler was a beginner compared to the comic-book industry.

I really don't have a lot in common with the people who attend the Comic Con. It's like assuming that all people who write prose are the same.

Comic-Con has been an amazing experience. It's overwhelming, I have to admit, because of the lines and the crowds.

I've never been to Comic-Con, but I'm certainly aware from this side of the Atlantic that it's a very important part of film marketing now, even when the films are not directly linked to a comic.

I just like the comic book sensibility. If I can turn them into films and TV series, that's just icing on the cake.

I never storyboard. I hate it. I don't understand why so many directors want to make comic strips of their films.

Whether I'm doing music or I'm walking down the street or I'm in a record store buying a record or I walk into a comic store and I'm buying comics or having a drink with my friends, it's the same me.

We already have so much pressure towards sameness through radio, film and comic outside the school, that we can't afford to do a thing inside that is not toward individual development.

The women who line up at a comic's dressing-room door are not what you'd call your class groupies.

You see people who are disenfranchised elsewhere coming to Comic Con and making lifetime friends. I love seeing the outcasts of society all bonding together.

I've always had my voice as a comic. I was never that into politics, or prop comedy.

I used to get a haircut every Saturday so I would never miss any of the comic books. I had practically no hair when I was a kid!

To paint comic books as childish and illiterate is lazy. A lot of comic books are very literate - unlike most films.

I think too many comic book covers are way too busy, crammed with far too much information, both visual and verbal, that just becomes a dull noise.

Satire is moral outrage transformed into comic art.

I don't see myself as a stand-up comic doing cynical, mean-spirited or disrespectful stuff. I'm very aware that I don't like to disrespect people too much.

If you can announce the Higgs Boson in Comic Sans, clearly anybody can do anything.

I get mad when people call me an action movie star. Indiana Jones is an adventure film, a comic book, a fantasy.

I, like all artists in Western cultures, am a shaman...come in the guise of a comic...to heal perception by using...'jokes'.

The difference between a GOP convention and Comic-Con is that the people at Comic-Con have a much firmer grasp of reality.

Every group needs a comedian. A comic who is politically incorrect at the Berkeley campus might slay them at a Klan rally.

As a comic book artist, once you become a master, you end up a slave. In fine art you're always free... since I couldn't make it at Marvel, I made my life a carnival.

The world has always been like a comic book world to me! What's happened is that communications got better and better, so now with cell-phones we can be in touch with people half a globe away.

Complaining that a comic is drunk is like going to a titty bar and complaining because your lapdancer is a communist.

In the world of comic books, "troublemaker" means someone who has some sense of dignity.

The comic, more than the tragic, because it ignites hope, leads to more, not less, participation in the struggle for a just world.

I'm a comedian, and I like to work on my live show, and if I'm doing television, I don't have time to work on my live show, and I can become a lame comic, and that sucks.

As a kid, I drew cartoon characters and comic book heroes. Spiderman and the X-Men were my favorites.

I remember I was in music class, I was a senior in high school, and my music teacher was like, "You should be a stand-up comic, you could imitate anyone.

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't want the issue of Hobbes's reality settled by a doll manufacturer.

I think jazz and comic books are probably the two uniquely American art forms.

I couldn't read. I just scraped by. My solution back then was to read classic comic books because I could figure them out from the context of the pictures. Now I listen to books on tape.

I think a lot of great male comic actors are introspective, quiet personalities, which I really admire. But they are really able to turn it up when the camera's on.

George W Bush is like a bad comic working the crowd, a moron, if youll pardon the expression.

The true comic muse is the one with tears running down under her laughing mask.

Verbing weirds language.

I am what a romantic movie is to a profound thinker - a mere diversion, a comic interlude, something that is soon forgotten.