Computer Quotes

I despise computers in many ways. I think they’re hopelessly underevolved and overrated.

Computers don't seem real to me because there's a sheet of glass between you and whatever is happening.

It's very difficult to read a book on your computer.

Sign by elevator put up by computer geeks in office building: REMEMBER: FIRST YOU PILAGE, THEN YOU BURN. THOSE WHO DO NOT COMPLY WILL BE SUSPENDED FROM THE RAIDING TEAM. In Mr Perfect

I think games are starting to branch out. It's not just guys sitting at their computer stations. Games are so fun, that everybody gets into them a little bit.

What a computer is to me is it's the most remarkable tool that we have ever come up with. It's the equivalent of a bicycle for our minds.

The next major explosion is going to be when genetics and computers come together.

The Macintosh was supposed to be the computer for people that just wanted to use a computer without having to learn how to use one.

Bill Gates did predict that computers for people made sense because he wrote a basic.

More and more software would just increase the number of tasks that the computer would help solve.

You must accept that if the computer is a tool, it is the job of tool user to know what to use it for.

I don’t use a computer. We have too much information and it’s really impossible to filter it.

It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.

I know there's a proverb which that says 'To err is human,' but a human error is nothing to what a computer can do if it tries.

I don't like this world. I definitely do not like it. The society in which I live disgusts me; advertising sickens me; computers make me puke.

Farmers buy a lot of computers.

In some industry markets, high quality can be tied to making more money, but I am sure by now all of us know the computer industry is not like that.

But I do have a computer at home and a pretty good ISDN connection.

In a chemistry class there was a guy sitting in front of me doing what looked like a jigsaw puzzle or some really weird kind of thing. He told me he was writing a computer program.

It's a great time to be alive and be a computer weenie.

I'm the computer operator for Operation Rescue National.

Thinking of the universe as a computer is controversial.

I'm always looking at the computer. I make all of my work on the computer at some point or another. Almost all of the paintings come from a file.

Kids are natural little outdoor people. It is we, the adults, who turn them into indoor people. If you don't get of fyour computer, why should they?

I've said some stupid things and some wrong things, but not that. No one involved in computers would ever say that a certain amount of memory is enough for all time.

Look don’t sit there behind the computer like a useless vegetable and tell me how to train

My kids are in front of the computer 247 despite having all the parental control. There is no way to stop the flow of information. The flow of information is too fast and too much.

I don't use the computer. I do sketches, very quickly, often more than 100 on the same formal research.

At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer, you will find at least two human errors, one of which is the error of blaming it on the computer.

The computer industry is the only industry that is more fashion-driven than women's fashion.

I've never been able to arouse any interest in myself for digitally produced sound, and so the computer turns me off.

If you think you're a really good programmer... read Knuth's Art of Computer Programming... You should definitely send me a resume if you can read the whole thing.

The Christian notion of the possibility of redemption is incomprehensible to the computer.

Similarly, computer literacy courses tend to produce computer people who know a lot about computers or a piece of software but they don't help people become fluent with the machine.

Too few people in computer science are aware of some of the informational challenges in biology and their implications for the world. We can store an incredible amount of data very cheaply.

You will not even have enough time to go online and download all the patches to your computer before it is infected.

I will argue that in the literal sense the programmed computer understands what the car and the adding machine understand, namely, exactly nothing.

Recently a guy was having trouble with his computer. So he unplugs it, takes it out in the alley, pulls out a gun, and shoots it eight times. Coincidentally, that's how Hillary got rid of her emails.

I hate the computer. I hate their spell-check. I won't ever do e-mail.

This whole phenomenon of the computer in a library is an amazing thing.

When designers replaced the command line interface with the graphical user interface, billions of people who are not programmers could make use of computer technology.

I think computer science, by and large, is still stuck in the Modern age.

By the way, if you get mad at your Mac laptop and wonder who designed this demonic device, notice the manufacturer's icon on top: an apple with a bite out of it.

Sci-fi films are the epic films of the day because we can no longer put 10,000 extras in the scene - but we can draw thousands of aliens with computers.

If I leave my computer, I'm probably not going to get back for hours. If I take a few minutes to answer questions and go web surfing, then guilt kicks in and I get back to work.

I work full-time in a used bookstore. I get up. I drink a cup of coffee. I think, The last thing I want to do is write. Then I go to the computer and write.

For the millions of us who live glued to computer keyboards at work and TV monitors at home, food may be more than entertainment. It may be the only sensual experience left.

Windows 8 is key to the future, the Surface computer.

bureaucracy, safely repeating today what it did yesterday, rolls on as ineluctably as some vast computer, which, once penetrated by error, duplicates it forever.

In a moment, when I'm ready, I will turn off this computer and that will be it. This letter will be finished. A part of me doesn't want to stop writing to you, but I need to. For both of us.