Computer Quotes

You see, unlike most writers today, I do not use a computer. I write the old-fashioned way: on the walls of caves.

Science is what we understand well enough to explain to a computer art is everything else.

Old Enochian running on neural wetware is not the fastest procedural language ever invented, and it’s semantics make AppleScript look like a thing of elegance and beauty

If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.

If ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing.

I'm the G when you spell OG

Irony, we want our handwriting to look like typed fonts, and our computer fonts to look like handwritten text.

How does it feel to be seven thousand years old?""That depends.""On what?""On how I want to feel.

USA schools know that computer electromagnetic interference (EMI) emissions, WiFi and campus cell towers are radiation poisoning the children and the government is determined to keep on doing it.

Entrepreneur, take a bite out of Apple's innovation so in turn you can bear fruits of creativity.

The cost of electrons and photons is getting cheaper all the time!

Nowadays, using a computer has become a way of life.

Trust the vibes you get, energy doesn’t lie.

Computers can not dream, they can not visualize – That is your part and that’s how you create, innovate and make difference.

I am a woman of very few layers, and most of them are selfish and mean. My parents tried to make me a good girl, but I just wasn’t having it.

You know that when your partner deletes their messages to a past lover after being accused of cheating, then it is likely that they were being unfaithful in some way.

A mind is a simulation that simulates itself.

Suppose whatever we can recognize we can find. We can if P=NP.

Windows 10 on both an old 2011 upgraded computer and a new 2016 computer was an excruciating experience

The world needs more love and Twitter just figured out a way to send 'hearts all over the world'.

Eating organic for good health and spending your day sitting down using a wireless computer that is next to a WiFi router is a classic case of Yin & Yang.

If you control the code, you control the world. This is the future that awaits us.

VR and AR will eventually converge, and smart glasses will take over our digital interactions.

You can tell if a person is organized by checking his desktop.

Software testing is a sport like hunting, it's bughunting.

It can be argued that the computer is humanity’s attempt to replicate the human brain. This is perhaps an unattainable goal. However, unattainable goals often lead to outstanding accomplishment.

There's a basic principle about consumer electronics: it gets more powerful all the time and it gets cheaper all the time. That's true of all types of consumer electronics.

The business we're in is more sociological than technological, more dependent on workers' abilities to communicate with each other than their abilities to communicate with machines.

As history has shown, any new computing device capable of running a game will, by hook or by crook, soon have them available. (aka, the "Loguidice Law")

I really hate that I need my glasses while using my laptop. What I hate even more is that I need those glasses to be full of vodka at all times.-Karen Quan and Jarod Kintz

On the first day of a college you will worry about how will you do inside the college? and at the last day of a college you will wonder what will you do outside the college?

Most of everything is very little of not very much at all.

One two, one two, Type a word or two. Arrow left, arrow right, Keep those fingers nice and tight.Keys up, Keys down, Move those digits all around.One two, one two, Type a word or two.

It is proper #netiquette to be conservative in messages you send and liberal in messages you receive. NetworkEtiquette.net

Use Secure Sites: It is proper netiquette to use secure websites whenever possible. NetworkEtiquette.net

We worried for decades about WMDs – Weapons of Mass Destruction. Now it is time to worry about a new kind of WMDs – Weapons of Mass Disruption.

...Few more seconds....let's just check out this and this and this... one more minute.... OH, OH my god it's 12 P.M. and times has went so fast... (The Computer Effect!)

Search engines finds the information, not necessarily the truth.

A few years ago a friend said that I use to hunt and fish and build houses and things but now my whole life revolved around my computer I replied "But my computer revolves around the world

Overstimulation has been the real drawback. I need to find ways to stop thinking about analysis of algorithms, in order to do various other things that human beings ought to do.

12 Hours on the computer... sounds like I am vip... few people stay on computer so long or not big %.

It's proper Netiquette to view in-App webpages in a mobile browser for better security. NetworkEtiquette.net

Reusability is key in reducing bugs and coding quickly. The more I use a piece of code, the more confident and familiar I become with it, which in turn significantly speeds up my development time.

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window

If I were king, I would redress an abuse which cuts back, as it were, one half of human kind. I would have women participate in all human rights, especially those of the mind.

It should be mandatory that you understand computer science.

That's one of those things about being a computer science major: Valentine's Day is just another day.

I like to think of it as this new field. Instead of computer science, it's going to be virtual science.

I moved to MIT from Stanford in 1984 to teach, and became the founding director of MIT's Computer Science and Artificial Intelligence Lab.

Family life is not a computer program that runs on its own it needs continual input from everyone.