Congressman Quotes

Congressman Quote of the day

I sincerely regret the unfortunate choice of language which I used in my letter of August 29 to Congressman McDonough concerning the Marine Corps.

Elect me as your congressman today, I promise you an Ilocano president in 20 years.

The idea that a congressman would be tainted by accepting money from private industry or private sources is essentially a socialist argument.

Imagine, if you will, that I am an idiot. Then, imagine that I am also a Congressman. But, alas, I repeat myself.

I prefer a thief to a Congressman. A thief will take your money and be on his way, but a Congressman will stand there and bore you with the reasons why he took it.

There's not a party, a congressman, a senator, etc. elected that will fix your life. YOU have to fix YOUR life.

That I am a national figure because I was the first person in 192 years to be at once a congressman, black, and a woman proves, I would think, that our society is not yet either just or free.

It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.

That's what a Congressman or a Senator is for -- to see that too much money don't accumulate in the national Treasury.

The Congressman ascertained that the consulate in Havana had numbers to feed the pigs.

I've had a tough time learning how to act like a Congressman. Today I accidentally spent some of my own money.

If I can go from burglar for the government to talk show host, you can go from entertainer to congressman.

I don't know what's wrong with my television set. I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station. I actually bought a congressman.

I went to my Congressman and he said quote quote, I'd like to help you son, but you're too young to vote.

Congressman is the trivialist distinction for a full grown man.

You can't use tact with a Congressman! A Congressman is a hog! You must take a stick and hit him on the snout!

Nobody ever says to men, how can you be a Congressman and a father.

I was introduced to Congressman Lyndon B. Johnson. The young Congressman was very friendly.

Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.

I never can think of Judas Iscariot without losing my temper. To my mind Judas Iscariot was nothing but a low, mean, premature, Congressman.

The difference between a thief and a congressman: When a thief steals your money, he doesn't expect you to thank him.

A congressman is a pig. The only way to get his snout from the trough is to rap it sharply with a stick.

I met a congressman who claimed that he could introduce me to two people who saw Amelia Earhart.

A former congressman on his sexting habit: I have made terrible mistakes. I have not been honest with myself, my family, my constituents, my friends and supporters and the media.

A democratically elected congressman of the United States of America should not be talking of an ethnic divide in Afghanistan, should not be interfering in Afghanistan's internal affairs.

In addition, there is one title I cherish a great deal more than Congressman and that is the title of... Dad.

That’s the reason, as your congressman, I hold the holy Bible as being the major directions to me of how I vote in Washington, D.C., and I’ll continue to do that.

The little boy who goes to the store and forgets what his mother sent him for, will probably grow up to be a congressman.

The congressman sends out a tremendous subpoena, they want to see the e-mails, and they delete the e-mails. I can't think of anything, in terms of we're talking about, much more serious than that.

Republican Congressman Pete Hoekstra has charged the Bush administration with keeping programs secret from Congress. Somehow no one from Congress reads the New York Times, I guess.

I went in to play the most corrupt politician I could possibly think of [in "The Congressman"] and to do it with a certain kind of charm.

I’m a Congressman, and can do whatever I want

Come Senators, Congressman, please heed the call, don't stand in the doorway, don't block the hall.

I think Gov. Romney and Congressman Ryan are living in a fairly tale land on their energy policy.

He has a competent person, I think who will be confirmed as HHS secretary, Congressman Tom Price.

Will Rogers once said it is not the original investment in a Congressman that counts; it is the upkeep.

The problem is not that you can buy a congressman for $10000 but that you can buy a Washington lawyer for $100000.

I understand the needs of both the military and the veteran, and that has helped me tremendously as a congressman. I am proud to serve on the House Committee on Veterans Affairs.

I was also a congressman. I had decided to run for office and had become a congressman with Queen Latifah.

If a senator or congressman notices 25 phone calls, on any issue, on any given day, it is noted.

You think your congressman is working all day to get you a job? He may want to. He or she is probably not a bad person. They probably want to do the right thing. But they can't.

Rail-splitting produced an immortal president in Lincoln, but golf hasn't produced even a good Congressman.

Every time a congressman or pundit says its 'class warfare' to increase taxes on the wealthy, it's a massive lie.

The habit of going to your congressman's town hall and asking questions, that's powerful in a way that shouting slogans or getting arrested is not, that is completely counterproductive.

Nothing surprised me more, and meant more to me, than seeing an entire class of ninth graders mob Congressman [John] Lewis at a book festival.

There are only three ways a congressman goes out: They die in office, they cash in as a lobbyist, or they mistakenly tweet a picture of their d*ck.

I'm a Republican, but I find Nancy Pelosi very attractive. She hasn't done a single thing as congressman or Speaker of the House that has turned me on, but I find her quite okay.

If you're in a safe Republican district, say Congressman [ Gus] Bilirakis,you probably don't have much to worry about which is why you can get away with talking about death panels.

Republican Michigan Congressman Justin Amash said, no president is allowed to burn the first amendment.

A congressman sent a tweet that compared president Obama to Adolf Hitler. He has now apologized. It's not helping that he apologized to Hitler.