Constipation Quotes

Constipation Quote of the day

I've had it with you and your emotional constipation!

Life is a tragedy of nutrition

Some people have constipation of the brain but their mouth has the runs.

Constipation was one of the things she hated most in the world, on par with despicable men who commit domestic violence and narrow-minded religious fundamentalists.

When people are collecting gold they aren't doing business. ... Gold is constipation: even bankruptcy is more fluid. Gold isn't wealth: positions in markets are wealth.

Austerity causes constipation; excess, diarrhea.

Learned researches lead to headaches, constipation, and befuddled quarreling.

If Mother had to be told not to shove the entire brick of Ivory up Junior's hindquarters, constipation is the least of his problems.