Cookies Quotes

Why are terms of endearment always food? Honey, cookie, sugar, pumpkin. Its not like caring about someone is enough to actually sustain you.

I think baking cookies is equal to Queen Victoria running an empire. There's no difference in how seriously you take the job, how seriously you approach your whole life.

If there are fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies on the table, I won't say no to those. Soy sauce is another one, even though it's awful - it's so high in sodium.

God's promises are not fortune cookies. We do not use them in order to get a spiritual "fix" for the day.

They were almond cookies, although they could have been made of spinach and shoes for all I cared. I ate eleven of them, right in a row. It is rude to take the last cookie.

Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!

Self-knowledge is better than self-control any day," Raquel said firmly. "And I know myself well enough to know how I act around cookies.

Ive been competitive since day one. Even in little things as a child, like having a twin and a direct competitor for who makes better cookies.

I'm not saying all seniors should be running a city or running a business, but I am saying seniors are good for a lot more than simply running a bath, baking cookies or babysitting grandchildren.

Words fashioned with somewhat over precise diction are like shapes turned out by a cookie cutter.

We'd get sick on too many cookies, but ever so much sicker on no cookies at all.

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies.

There is a peculiar burning odor in the room, like explosives. the kitchen fills with smoke and the hot, sweet, ashy smell of scorched cookies. The war has begun.

It’s like he has this power over me—like I have an eating disorder and he’s a package of Oreo Double Stuff cookies.

If there is no happy ending. Make one out of cookie dough.

I use nothing but the best ingredients. My cookies are always baked fresh. I price cookies so that you cannot make them at home for any less. And I still give cookies away.

I bought all those [fitness] videos -- Richard Simmons, Jane Fonda. I love to sit and eat cookies and watch 'em.

Horton, the kangaroo has sent Vlad!' Vlad? I know two Vlads. One is a cute little bunny that brings me cookies. The other is bad Vlad. Which Vlad?' Which one do you think?' Bad Vlad?' Good call.

I don't get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies.

America ships tons of sugar cookies to Denmark and Denmark ships tons of sugar cookies to America. Wouldn't it be more efficient just to swap recipes?

I tried to have a cookie, and this girl said, "I'm mailing those cookies to my friend." So I couldn't have one. You shouldn't make cookies untouchable.

Joy and sorrow are like milk and cookies. That's how well they go together.

Not everybody is cookie-cutter. You just can't be. There are too many variables in life.

I'm a mom, a full-time mom when I'm not taping. I do the carpool thing, and bake the cookies, and do the homework.

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies!

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy.

Thankfully, I'm lucky enough to be able to eat ice cream. I've got to have my cookies and cream! But I work out a lot, so I burn a lot of calories.

Girls Scouts taught me to succeed (cookie selling) and to fail (knot tying) and to learn and benefit from both.

Racism should never have happened and so you don't get a cookie for reducing it.

―You realize I can hear you without the annoying intercom. Cookie and I both leaned forward and looked at each other through the doorway. ―But this is more fun, I said. ―More Star Trekkie.

If you're craving oatmeal cookies, apple sauce won't do.

Life is like a box of cookies.

I've got a library copy of Gone with the Wind, a quart of milk and all these cookies. Wow! What an orgy!

I eat a lot of ice cream, chocolate, and cookies, and I drink rosé champagne.

Everyone just needs to stop fighting and have a cookie.

Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot of tequila , maybe? Or better yet, just the bottle? Yeah, that ought to do it.

I love to eat - Kit Kats or cookies-and-cream ice cream. I need sugar like five times a day.

Be a child again. Flirt. Giggle. Dip your cookies in your milk. Take a nap. Say you're sorry if you hurt someone. Chase a butterfly. Be a child again.

You just never know when it might be cookie time. And, that is what the dogs have taught me.

Hey, thanks for stopping by," Howard said. "I'd offer you some tea and cookies, but all we have is boiled mole and artichokes. Plus, we kind of have a dead girl in the living room.

There aren't enough cookies in the world to make you feel loved and whole.

Many who would not take the last cookie would take the last lifeboat.

There's an oatmeal cookie in there. I see no reason for the existence of oatmeal, particularly in cookies.

Everything is exactly as it is for a reason. The crumb on your table is no mystical reminder of this morning's cookie, it is there because you have chosen not to remove it. No exceptions.

I'd rather take risks than make something that's cookie cutter.

Relax, she’s not really converting. (Acheron) Look at her! She’s not exactly baking cookies! (Xypher)

We don't consider a trip to Boston complete if it doesn't include a visit to Flour Bakery for a BLT and a couple of cookies. With Flour, Too we can live vicariously and be there whenever we want.

I don't believe that everybody is out of some kind of cookie cutter, so the thing that protects me is always being level with myself, even to myself.

He who take cookie to bed have crummy night ahead.

Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.