Cougars Quotes

Cougars Quote of the day

I'm so glad that Hollywood and America are embracing women when they get in their 40s instead of putting us out to pasture.

I guess Pumas are in their 30s. Cougars in their 40s Jaguars are 50s, and Sabretooths go into the 60s, right?

Meanwhile, I was doodling pictures of vampiric cougars.

Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal.

Twi-moms! I love them, the little cougars!

I'm pretty sure 'ferral cats' is code for 'vampire cougars.

I don't find the whole cougar word that offensive.

I was born Moishe Ketzelbourd but the Indians call me Maurice Cougar.

Some people were offended by a show about cougars.

Cougar jokes are now as hackneyed as airplane food.

Some men like shiny new toys. Others like the priceless antique.