Cows Quotes

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I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead.

Since the cruel killing of cows and other animal have commenced, I have anxiety for the future generation.

Cows run away from the storm while the buffalo charges toward it - and gets through it quicker. Whenever I’m confronted with a tough challenge, I do not prolong the torment, I become the buffalo.

The mere brute pleasure of reading - the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing.

I don't like looking back. I'm always constantly looking forward. I'm not the one to sort of sit and cry over spilt milk. I'm too busy looking for the next cow.

Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

Cows' milk protein may be the single most significant chemical carcinogen to which humans are exposed.

Practically every food you buy in a store for consumption by humans is genetically modified food. There are no wild, seedless watermelons. There’s no wild cows.

All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.

Single-mindedness is all very well in cows or baboons; in an animal claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare, it is simply disgraceful.

Every time you have a glass of cow milk, some calf is not.

When you grow up on a dairy farm, cows don't take a day off. So you work every day and my dad always said, 'No one can outwork you,'

I got mouths to feed, Unnecessary beef is more cows to breed.

"You got beef, bring your cow, I will cattle you"

The human body has no more need for cows' milk than it does for dogs' milk, horses' milk, or giraffes' milk.

If cows and horses had hands and could draw, cows would draw gods that look like cows and horses would draw gods that look like horses.

It doesn't matter how big a ranch you own or how many cows you brand, the size of your funeral is still gonna depend on the weather.

So, this is my plea to all Western editors and producers: Display the Muhammad cartoon daily, until the Islamists become accustomed to the fact that we turn sacred cows into hamburger.

Feeling insignificant because the universe is large has exactly the same logic as feeling inadequate for not being a cow.

Anybody who plays the stock market not as an insider is like a man buying cows in the moonlight.

I can drink tea until the cows come home and I love the atmosphere in tea-shops.

If you're eating or drinking something made from cow's milk, it's because a calf chained in a box somewhere isn't.

Despotic governments can stand 'moral force' till the cows come home; what they fear is physical force.

Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more.

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.

Steak is delicious and cows are stupid.

If God didn't want us to eat cows, why are they made out of meat?

Without dreams we would be cows in a field, and I don't want to live like that. I live my life or I end my life with this project.

Men in Government monopolize the necessary use of force; they are not using their energies productively; they are not milking cows. To get butter, they must use guns; they have nothing else to use.

There's nothing like sitting back and talking to your cows.

The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devil's own satanic herd!

Erratum. In my article on the Price of Milk, 'Horses' should have read 'Cows' throughout.

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

We have no leadership. They rule by herd. Nobody is in charge. It reminds me of a bunch of cows.

What good is a cow that neither gives milk nor conceives? Similarly, what is the value of the birth of a son if he becomes neither learned nor a pure devotee of the Lord?

Oh, what would you like on your vegetarian pizza?" "Dead pigs and cows," I said. She glanced up at me and wrinkled her nose. "They're vegetarians," I said defensively.

I think no more of taking another wife than I do of buying a cow.

In most agencies, account executives outnumber the copywriters two to one. If you were a dairy farmer, would you employ twice as many milkers as you had cows?

Just imagine, a cow on the balcony of the nation, what an awful thing, what a shitty country.

Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds.

Every great team that I've been on, the offensive linemen was the bell cows of the whole team.

Contentment is for cows; a challenging purpose is for people.

How do we get a pantomime cow on set. Jeez, the rigours of satire.

As cows need milking and sweet peas need picking, so writers must continually exercise their mental muscles by a daily stint.

Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?

"You are what you eat." Nothing else. Never. If you are nourished with cow's milk and later with herbs, you'll become someone whose whole life is good only for being exploited by others.

Of all political sacred-cows, education is the most sacred and the most cow-like.

I am really rather like a beautiful Jersey cow, I have the same pathetic droop to the corners of my eyes.

One Cow in Palestine is worth more than all the Jews in Poland