Cows Quotes

Cow protection to me is one of the most wonderful phenomena in the human evolution.

Cow protection to me is infinitely more than mere protection of the cow.

The central fact of Hinduism is cow protection.

Cow-slaughter can never be stopped by law.

It is not part of religion to breed buffaloes or, for that matter, cows.

Nowhere in the world would you find such skeletons of cows and bullocks as you do in our cow-worshipping India.

Pigs and cows and chickens and people are all competing for grain.

God himself will milk the cows through him whose vocation that is.

But why, she thought wryly, did a man seem more attractive as he became less available? How humbling to think one had so much in common with a cow stretching its neck through a gate for better grass.

Don't milk the cow too hard. She will kick you.

Even a cow creates ambiguous signifiers. The moo of mystery.

Man is a thief, an impudent thief! He steals honey from bees, eggs from chickens, milk from cows and life from the God!

Our freedom is our sacred cow; no one should touch it! We must be very pious in this holy matter.

It's a pragmatist's business, comedy. Start off with good intentions and references to the Pompidou Centre and you end up with boiled sweets and a pantomime cow.

You can make a stack high enough to reach the moon and back, and only then will you have used your 100 billion hamburgers. This is terrifying news to cows.

The money in politics is a cash cow for the media.

This country is so urbanized we think low-fat milk comes from cows on Nutri/System weight-loss plans.

If you want to build a car, you don't slap a bunch of iron ore, some sand, a rubber tree, and a couple of cows together and call it good

Scientists who think science consists of unprejudiced data-gathering without speculation are merely cows grazing on the pasture of knowledge.

But I think the majority of cows, and even more so chickens and pigs, are leading pretty miserable lives.

If one has one cow, it is always better not to be too familiar with those who have seven.

The crop always seems better in our neighbor's field, and our neighbor's cow gives more milk.

Do humans have a different moral significance than cows in general?

Red cattle," Annabeth said. "The cattle of the sun." "What?" I [Percy] asked. "They're sacred to Apollo." "Holy cows?

The tendency for politicians to claim credit for favorable news is as natural as flatulence in cows.

Trust me, Joe. You’re not a cowboy. The only cows you ever saw as a kid came under a plastic wrap in the grocery store or in a paper wrapped from McDonald’s. (Tee)

I don’t have to do nothing you say, you old heifer cow. And you are old. Really, really old. And a cow, too. (Simi)

What are you doing here, Simi? (Astrid) Feeling peckish. Is there any food? Something not too heavy. Maybe a cow or two? (Simi)

It's been a full week since she left and all you've done is sulk like a dying cow"(Kish) Dying cows don't sulk." (sin) How do you know? Do you make it a habit to hang around dying cows?" (Kish)

When a cow lives with the butcher, sooner or later he gets eaten unless he helps the other cows off to their slaughter. (Nick)

It’s been a full week since she left and all you’ve done is sulk like a dying cow. (Kish)

Don't cry over spilled milk-- get angry and punch a cow.

WHERE'S MY COW? ARE YOU MY COW?

Cows are a lot smarter across the board than bulls.

It's often hilarious to me that I'm writing about Tonga or some tropical place and there's a blizzard outside and the cows are on their backs with their hooves in the air.

Rancher Bundy should've told the feds that those were Mexican cows - who came across the border illegally to seek better grazing opportunities. It was an act of love.

Just because you need a quart of milk doesn't mean you have to go out and buy a whole cow.

See the long view: By all means "plant the corn, milk the cows, and feed the horses" but always keep the eventual "harvest" in mind.

I can talk about Jane Austen until the cows come home.

Women are still cats and birds. Or at the best, cows.

#1487: Hug a cow.

They got a manure machine in there, ” Keller said. He went up to the barn and peeked through a hole between tow boards. “On wheels. It’s fun to ride sometimes, when you don’t care how you smell.

Milk is the only juice in a world of cows.

I'm afraid of those cows, ' protested poor Dora, seeing a prospect of escape.'The very idea of your being scared of those cows, ' scoffed Davy. 'Why, they're both younger than you.

…and available man candy. But at least there would be mud, and maybe cows.” p12

While most people love certain species to pieces (e.g. cats and dogs), others are more loved in pieces (e.g. cows and pigs)

I never saw a Purple Cow I never hope to see one: But I can tell you anyhow I'd rather see than be one.

There was an old man who said "How Shall I flee from this horrible cow? I will sit on this stile and continue to smile Which may soften the heart of that cow."

Many cows are fed a high-protein diet, which creates a more liquid manure that is easier to spray on fields.