Crabs Quotes

Crabs Quote of the day

I've always wanted to be a giant space crab.

Since someone ate crabs, others must have eaten spiders as well. However, they were not tasty. So afterwards, people stopped eating them. These people also deserve our heartfelt gratitude.

You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.

So if anybody wants to get me something, get me 60 crabs - one for each year. I don't want no diamonds, I don't want no shoes, I don't want no party. I want some crabs.

I got body lice in Germany! I'd tell you they were crabs, but I wasn't getting laid.

As the sea-crab swimmeth always against the stream, so doth wit always against wisdom.

Worse, I have to admit to feeling the jealousy of one crab for another that has managed to climb out of the barrel.

There is a saying in Baltimore that crabs may be prepared in fifty ways and that all of them are good.

We spent a lot of time on the beach when I was young so I'd also take pictures of seaweed and crabs.

...a young man, Jamaican, perhaps, his head circled in a scarf with sunbleached dreadlocks on piled on top, looking like a plate of soft-shell crabs.

Better a days catch of fish than a lifetime of crabs.

In a recent interview, Hillary Clinton said that one of the jobs that prepared her to be president was sliming fish in Alaska. As opposed to Bill, who learned by catching crabs in Cancun.

There are three species of creatures who when they seem coming are going, when they seem going they come: diplomats, women, and crabs.

You're a mere chick. I remember you when you were a egg. Don't come trying to teach me, sir. Crabs and crumpets!

We have the ability to approach our race like ants, or we have the ability to approach our race like crabs.

Who's going to rob us? A crackhead crab? A jellyfish junkie?

I once fell in love with a crab on the beach. It was called crab.

He who owns a wood of proper land in this country, and, in the face of all the personal riches of the day, only raises crabs and choke pears, deserves to lose the respect of all sensible men.

Like those crabs which dress themselves with seaweed, we wear belief and custom.

I wanna buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together.

But I love to feel events overlapping each other, crawling over one another like wet crabs in a basket

You can keep a bunch of crabs in a shallow container, and none of them will escape. Because as soon as one of 'em tries to climb out, the others pull him back in." -Hardy

The highest treason a crab can commit is to make a leap for the rim of the bucket.

There is an animal inside me, clutching fast to my heart, a huge crab.

The best way to eat crabs, as everyone knows, is off newspaper at a large table with a large number of people.

New England oysters are better than Chesapeake. But Chesapeake blue crabs are unbeatable.

In Baltimore, soft crabs are always fried (or broiled) in the altogether, with maybe a small jock-strap of bacon added.

Writing on the wall: Will trade three blind crabs for two with no teeth.

Michelle [ Pfeiffer] was perfect as Miss Baltimore Crabs.

I don't shop online, but my wife buys everything at home. We buy sea crabs, fresh crabs, all kinds of things.

Being from Baltimore, I'm a crab cake snob, and I'm very particular on where I eat my crab cakes.

It's always weird when I meet people who don't know how to crack crabs open and eat them the right way. I take a lot of pride in my crab-eating ability.

I was being chased by a giant crab. That's not funny.

Disneyland's a mess. And it's not just the measles. Donald Duck has bird flu. Pocahontas has small pox. The Little Mermaid has crabs. And the Monorail? Mono.

You will never make the crab walk straight.